Cat Translate: talk to Kitten 4+

I downloaded this app because I have a really talkative cat. It did not work when I tried. She just walked right past me. And when I pressed record it could not stop recording! So I am pretty sorry to say it does not work. But if it did it would be very interesting!

I got this app for my cat and one day I recorded and said hi And then I said come here and he came here and I said do you understand what I am saying to you and then he got scared and looked at me weird and ran out the window and came back with another cat so I said why are you here to the cat and it hissed at me and then it’s tail went up and it’s furr stood up and I shut the door and it tried to attack me through the door and it kept smashing to the door so I said stop on it and then my cat kept trying to attack me too then on facbok someone posted and said I found a cat is it someone’s and I said yes that my cat so then I got him and I tryed to pet him and he got scared but the he got happy so if you want to scar your cat and another random cat and get attacked by cats the you should get this app and other people are saying too there cats are scared I’m sorry if this is bad I do not know English good.

When I entered this app, my expectations were not high. The first couple times I tried to communicate with them, they sort of just looked at me. On the tenth try, my one year old tabby gave me the weirdest look, then once again no reaction.
I was starting to give up until my kittens started fighting, and most times I’m not worried, but last time they fought, my male kitten got an infection, so I told them to stop fighting, and it worked! I’ve decided to keep this app around as entertainment, because that’s what I planned to use it for anyway.
Still very impressed. Good work.