Clip Clop‪!‬ 4+

Hats off to the visionaries democratizing horse travel sound simulation, making the peaceful pitter patter of ponies procurable by all. Truly a wonder. My one suggestion is that the breed homogeneity could be improved upon, and I’d like to see some breed diversity that is inclusive of gaited horses, like Paso Finos or Icelandic Horses. Such breeds have a uniquely fast trot that would allow for a more intermediary speed to appear before the canter. However, the clear dedication to consumer experience makes me confident that the creators market research has brought this issue to their attention, and I’m sure they’re working on it. Either way, the app is an win(nie).

Before Clip Clop, I strolled the streets of NY in a sonic landscape that was destitute and forlorn, completely bereft of that equine pulse which hitherto had graced city thoroughfares for millennia. crestfallen, I began aimlessly searching the apple Application Store in alphabetical order, looking for something, anything, that could mend my broken heart. I am GRATEFUL and RELIEVED to announce that I found this beautiful, ineffable application which mimics, with ultimate fidelity, the sound of horse hoof on cobblestone, thereby redressing my aural grievances. 10/10 would recommend.

I’ve spent a lot of money on horse simulator apps over the years but this one is by far the best. I can’t believe the developer can provide this amazing service to us at no charge. The only negative I can think of is not being able to choose the breed of the horse giving us the sounds. I believe the default is Andalusian….while that’s a fine choice I would prefer a little more variety.