Corq 4+

The idea of the app is great, but it is barely even functional. It often has crashes, clicking on events don’t work, adding to calendar does not work, and sometimes (that “sometimes” being “enough to impact being able to use the app for days”), the app just won’t start. If not for the bogus errors, the app would be top-notch.

My friends left me for Corq. My girlfriend cheated on me with Corq. The trees turned brown at the name of Corq. The grass died. The bushes withered. My pillow is now always hot. My shoes always untied. I have an everlasting paper cut in between my thumb and index finger. My pockets get caught on every door handle. My socks stay wet. The sun doesn’t shine. I download Corq. It doesn’t download. I open Corq. It stays closed. I sign it. It signs me out. I have no reason left to live.

My wife left me for Corq. She took the kids. She took the house. She took the car. She took the dog. I have nothing now. My life is meaningless. Everyday feels like an eternity, a long boring eternity. I suffer. I check corq. It crashes. I check corq. It doesn't load. I check corq. The information is wrong. I hate corq.