Crustacean Frustration 12+

Name: Crustacean Frustration
Rating: 4.7 (13 reviews)
Author: MassDiGI

MassDiGI

- 4.7 • 13개의 평가

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Have you had it up to HERE with humans messing up the natural environment? Get your sweet revenge with Crustacean Frustration, a charming brick-breaker game where you play as a crab finally fed up with rowdy, littering spring breakers.

Use rapid-fire bubbles to defeat enemies of all different shapes and sizes as they march down your beach. Aim well and make physics your friend to take down your carousing enemies. See how long you can last before these obnoxious party people take over your home!

You won’t be alone in your crusade — enlist the help of your oceanic allies, from the exploding puffer fish to the ink-spewing squid. Even sharks and whales are on your side!

Combine power-ups to give your bubbles extra power, and defeat as many enemies as possible to complete combos. But be sure to avoid trash on the beach — broken bottles will pop your bubbles, and sunscreen squirts can mess up your aim.

Collect sand dollars to purchase power ups like double-damage urchin balls, or to glitz up your ammunition, defeating those pesky humans with style.

2022년 4월 6일

버전 1.1.4

Major bug fixes and updated credits

4.7/5

13개의 평가

Crab Rave Simulator? Nay

I first clicked on this game thinking it was a simulator for the popular crab rave meme hoping that I could finally have my inner desires of living as a crustacean with loud music constantly around me come true. I soon found out (after being accosted by an artist that worked on this game. Great guy by the way) that this was in fact a masterpiece to be held in high esteem. This describes this game perfectly.

Never in my life have I experienced a game this perfect. After only a few minutes of playing this game, I became hooked. My life became solely about the crab and living up to the crab expectations. Every passing day I could feel myself getting closer to the mindset of a crab and knew that if I continued then I may be lost forever…But I pushed forward.

Even now as I’m writing this… the only thing that matters to me is scuttling and pinching people.
Someone needs to track down that game artist in order to get some form of antidote to this. It’s too late for me but it isn’t for any of you reading this…FIND HIM. STOP THIS. PLEASE

This game seriously saved my marriage.

Me and the wife were going through a rough patch in our relationship. We just kept fighting. Every night. But then I found this game and man it changed my life. I showed my wife and she agreed. We have been happy ever since. God bless crustacean frustration. I love this game and I love my woman. Now more than ever.