Cthulhu will help you reach your weight-loss goals! Or not, he doesn’t care.

The nightmare beyond the deep Cthulhu has arrived to become your personal trainer!

Enter your weight-loss goals (he will mock them) and keep track of your daily calories (or don’t, you are doomed either way). Log your meals (did you eat an entire bag of sugar for lunch? Maybe *two* bags of sugar? You can be honest here) and get helpful (NOT helpful - not at all) life and dieting tips from Cthulhu himself. Why not give it a try? The only thing you’ve got to lose is “all your hopes and dreams!”

The Cthulhu Diet is a dark-humor parody app which you could technically use to count calories and become a healthier person but really who is going to actually do that? Just download it and get a few laughs as you hurl through the darkness of space and time towards the heat-death of the Universe. Whee!

Ratings and Reviews

4.7 out of 5
7 Ratings

7 Ratings

theweirdos★彡 ,

Great Diet App

It’s a lovely diet app that is exactly my taste. It’s cool and wicked, props to the creator for coding and making the app because it’s actually really awesome and it is great for maintaining good health and I personally love the dark humor. @(・●・)@ ♡

yippity yappers ,

Good Diet App, One thing though,,

This is a really good app with counting calories, although i wish we can remove the buttons for the suggestions. I keep pressing the suggestions for what i 'ate' so it adds up to like 1,800 calories a day bc all of the suggestions are 300+ calories:/

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