Dumb Ways to Die 12+

Ok y’all. Hear me out. First: random disadvantages. Randomly, it will say on the bottom “bad luck” or “mind your language”, assuming it’s just luck, if you get it once, you get it 13 more times. Second: rigs. Some levels (mostly that car one where you switch the lane the cars on) if your doing very well and land on this, your screwed so hard unless you have the speed of kid flash. The red car is basically RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! Third: more rigs. Some levels are flat out broken, some examples: all the airplane ones, that one where ya gotta get the bread out the toaster with out touching the walls of the toaster, the airplanes, the one where ya can’t touch the ground, it’s impossible to control... basically impossible flappy bird. The cactus one, the controls just don’t work. And the toaster one, if your time is going out quick, your screwed. It’s gonna touch the wall under pressure. Fourth: the god dam ads. Yes people need money, but not this much! But I have a solution! Psssst! Turn on airplane mode and turn off WiFi! Cya bros and sisss uhh uh sisssesssss??? Uh lemme figure this out... you can go now... sissesesesssseeseseseteserst? I said you could go.... just get out..

I said you could leave.

Leave me be.

Wow why are you bothering to come this far?

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Omg u crosses dweeb line lol

Ok are you good? You should see a doctor....

I swear just stop reading

Your insane I’m done here.

I had this game a coupe years ago and LOVED it. It helps reduce stress and really makes you think. The game it’s self is really creative and goofy. Well today I was looking for apps out of boredom and came across this game. I was over the top exited. Every time I get a new game, I always read some reviews. Almost all of them that I read said they were having issues with the amount of ads they had. When I had the app before , I didn’t remember having a bunch of ads that popped up. So I thought that this game had been around for a long time, so maybe the creator fixed the ad problem. It was obvious after one minute into the game that they did not do ANYTHING. You get ads after all three of your tombstones are gone and it is just ridiculous. It makes me wonder if the creators even listen to the reviews because it has not changed. And if you are reading this and think well maybe dumb ways to die 2 will be better, then you are wrong. While there are less ads, it is harder and just doesn’t make since. This game would have a lot of better reviews if the ads wouldn’t pop up every 2 minutes. Thanks for (maybe) listening .😁