You've seen the video - now the lives of those charmingly dumb characters are in your hands.

Enjoy 79 hilarious mini-games as you attempt to collect all the charmingly dumb characters for your train station, achieve high scores and unlock the famous music video that started it all.

Download the FREE game now to enjoy the new fun and remember, be safe around trains. A message from Metro.

- Why is his hair on fire? Who cares, just RUN!
- Quickly wipe your screen free of puke
- Balance that wobbling glue eater
- Flick the piranhas out of range of those precious private parts
- Swat wasps before it's too late
- Best not invite that psycho killer inside
- Carefully remove forks from toasters
- Help self-taught pilots
- Get back from the edge of the platform you fools
- Have patience at level crossings
- No crossing the tracks! Not even for balloons!
- And who knew rattlesnakes were so picky about mustard?
Plus loads more!

- Perfect your dumb-death prevention skills to unlock the full set of characters for your train station
- Earn your own local copy of the original video
- Create your own Dumb Ways character from loads of facial features, accessories and more!
Watch the original Webby and Cannes award-winning video here:

What’s New

Version 2.11.0

Pack your bags: Dumb Ways to Die is headed to Europe! Our friends abroad have discovered three more Dumb Ways to Die in three all-new mini-games!

SPAIN IN THE BUTT – Numpty finds himself in Spain to participate in the running of the bulls. Help him steer clear of steers!

THE “I FALL” TOWER – The Eiffel tower is completely safe – so long as you take the stairs or lift. Stumble is instead climbing the side of the tower. Don’t be like Stumble.

LEANING TOWER OR PIZZA –Doofus is posing for a classic Pisa photo before a classic Pizza lunch. Keep the tower from flattening him like Pizza dough!

We’ll be back soon with new Dumb Ways – thanks for playing!

Ratings and Reviews

4.3 out of 5
12.4K Ratings

12.4K Ratings

Editors’ Notes

Death’s never been funnier. Funny enough that when we die while poking a bear or wiring house lights, we’re as happy as when we live. Win or lose, these clever, cartoonish mini-games make survival an irresistible challenge.

LittleSquiddle ,

Few complaints

Ok y’all. Hear me out. First: random disadvantages. Randomly, it will say on the bottom “bad luck” or “mind your language”, assuming it’s just luck, if you get it once, you get it 13 more times. Second: rigs. Some levels (mostly that car one where you switch the lane the cars on) if your doing very well and land on this, your screwed so hard unless you have the speed of kid flash. The red car is basically RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! Third: more rigs. Some levels are flat out broken, some examples: all the airplane ones, that one where ya gotta get the bread out the toaster with out touching the walls of the toaster, the airplanes, the one where ya can’t touch the ground, it’s impossible to control... basically impossible flappy bird. The cactus one, the controls just don’t work. And the toaster one, if your time is going out quick, your screwed. It’s gonna touch the wall under pressure. Fourth: the god dam ads. Yes people need money, but not this much! But I have a solution! Psssst! Turn on airplane mode and turn off WiFi! Cya bros and sisss uhh uh sisssesssss??? Uh lemme figure this out... you can go now... sissesesesssseeseseseteserst? I said you could go.... just get out..

I said you could leave.

Leave me be.

Wow why are you bothering to come this far?

Omg u crosses dweeb line lol

Ok are you good? You should see a doctor....

I swear just stop reading

Your insane I’m done here.

goodygamergirl❤️ ,

Really good game but...

I had this game a coupe years ago and LOVED it. It helps reduce stress and really makes you think. The game it’s self is really creative and goofy. Well today I was looking for apps out of boredom and came across this game. I was over the top exited. Every time I get a new game, I always read some reviews. Almost all of them that I read said they were having issues with the amount of ads they had. When I had the app before , I didn’t remember having a bunch of ads that popped up. So I thought that this game had been around for a long time, so maybe the creator fixed the ad problem. It was obvious after one minute into the game that they did not do ANYTHING. You get ads after all three of your tombstones are gone and it is just ridiculous. It makes me wonder if the creators even listen to the reviews because it has not changed. And if you are reading this and think well maybe dumb ways to die 2 will be better, then you are wrong. While there are less ads, it is harder and just doesn’t make since. This game would have a lot of better reviews if the ads wouldn’t pop up every 2 minutes. Thanks for (maybe) listening .😁

Editors’ Notes

Death’s never been funnier. Funny enough that when we die while poking a bear or wiring house lights, we’re as happy as when we live. Win or lose, these clever, cartoonish mini-games make survival an irresistible challenge.


Metro Trains Melbourne Pty Ltd
502.7 MB

Requires iOS 9.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.



Age Rating
Rated 12+ for the following:
Infrequent/Mild Realistic Violence
Frequent/Intense Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
© Metro Trains Melbourne Pty Ltd. Co-published by PopReach Incorporated.
In-App Purchases
  1. Remove Ads $1.99
  2. Coin Doubler $1.99
  3. Dumb Amount of Coins $1.99


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