Edpuzzle 4+

This app almost makes me want to bazooka bomb my computer more than IXL does. I could run three whole marathons and get last place each time before the next question pops up. I would rather go skydiving and have my parachute not work before I would even press the open button on this app. The entire group of kids in Kidz Bop would be adults with actual jobs before one video ends. I would not pull a Bruno mars and catch a grenade for this app, nor would I jump in front of a train for it either. World hunger would end before you are able to actually answer a question with how long these videos are. This app may actually have competition with IXL for the hatred in my heart. I personally could find the cure for cancer before the Indian dude in my video finished talking and actually starts the math equations. The wait line for a bathroom im a mall with only one toilet would take less time than half of one of these videos. My cat could say more educational and important things than the video creators, if they are even talking English half of the time. Not worth any teacher nor students time.

The videos are obnoxiously long just as long as my teachers slogablong when he looks at the girls in the room. My Chromebook is so slow I could go just as the first review blow it up with a new 9/11 attack on the freaking school. The world can find peace before this thing will load. I would finally beat my mom in a argument without her pulling the weirdest excuse out of the allverse before the questions load. I would bazooka the whole class with the kids in there without the question loading. I would be able to pull the lithium out of my phone and Chromebook and get uranium eat it and have the rest to combine it with the lithium and fill the lithium batteries with water and tell Allahu Akbar and throw the bomb on the teachers feet to relief the stress. World hunger would stop and the African kids will stop having the newest IPhone trying to get roses on TikTok and get water before one of the questions loading and last I would finally find inner peace before it loads one single question.

The questions take forever to load. It’s absolutely unbearable, you have to sit there and wait longer for the question to load than it actually takes to answer it. After waiting what felt like hours on this god forsaken app, I turned to alcoholism just to feel something. I then beat my little sister into a bloody pulp in a drunken outrage. After my trial, after my sentence, after years of rehabilitation therapy, after meeting my beautiful wife at a cafe in San Francisco, after getting married, after having my honeymoon, and after having wonderful 3 children - upon returning to my childhood home to make amends with my parents, I found that the first question STILL hadn’t loaded. This immediately washed away my years of progress, and I relapsed, killing my wife. My children saw everything, and were each put on medication since then to cope with symptoms of severe anxiety and depression resulting from their PTSD. One of them recently entered psychosis and ran in front of a moving bus. Edpuzzle ruined my life.