ERB CTP Online 4+

The original ERB game in the franchise was a hit, so when I learned they were making a sequel I immediately got it. When I opened the game, I already was disappointed. Though they kept some of my favorite aspects of the original game such as the screen lock and timer, they degraded the levels(tests) and put quantity over quality. I hope they make a revival in the series, for this is a great disappointment.

This test was incredibly terrible. I wasted my entire month of may Slaving away on this stupid test. The app has bad graphics and don’t even get me started on the lag. This is the worst app that can ever exist. These games take longer than a game of monopoly with 10 dementia patients. My English teacher said something like, “Cassius’ Serpent’s tongue slithered into Brutus’ mind and corrupted his ideals” But all I know is that this ERB corrupted my sleep schedule. I swear that since May began my sleep hours went from a terrible 6 hours to ERB hours of 1. I literally will end the existence of standardized tests by making a chip that goes in people’s heads, JUST SO I NEVER HAVE TO TAKE THIS AGAIN.

This game is so awesome. It teaches me so many life lessons of how to hack hurt people, hide bodies, assault, police officers, crash cars, nuke places, torture, prisoners, shoot, a bow, hack people, attack people and assault people I’m on level 1000 where you get to every person in the orphanage. I’m about to go to the one where you get to burn down the Pentagon.