Fastar!

Name: Fastar!
Price: 1.99 USD
Rating: 4.6 (50 reviews)
Author: Cat in a Box Software

Fight Angry Squares!

$1.99

50 Ratings
Ages

9+
Years
Category

Roleplaying
Developer

Cat in a Box Software
Language

EN
English
Size

12.7
MB

Action and Role-Playing in their purest, gleefulest form! Fastar! is the timeless tale of a boy with a big sword and a bowtie journeying across vast lands while being ambushed by malicious geometry. Wait, what, seriously? I'm not typing that, it doesn't make any sense. Oh, look what you made me do. I'll just start over. Fastar! is an Action RPG for when you just don't have time for an Action RPG. Dead simple to pick up and play, you'll be slashing and shopping your way across the grassy plains of [irrelevant flavorful name of fantasy world here] in seconds. You'll cross the world in mere minutes. But mastery of your true objective -- reaching that goal as fast as humanly possible -- could take a lifetime*. Fun for everyone from the casual player who loves to mash buttons, to the hardcore gamer-optimizer who loves to mash numbers, Fastar! will provide you with hours of minutes of seconds of simple arcadey joy. Featured features: - Reasonably adorable hand-drawn graphics! - 24 different game modes for a variety of play experiences, some of which don't actually count! - Global arcade-style high scores lists, where you can become internationally renowned if your full name is three letters or less! - Flashy magic spells for any kind of player, from Daring to Thrifty to Congealed! - A variety of control schemes to suit your particular playing posture! (Astronaut gymnasts excepted) - Sometimes in the background you can see a guy on a unicycle! Look for him, he's nice. * Lifetime reference mammal unspecified "A ridiculous amount of fun!" --TouchArcade Review "It's all about speed and it's ridiculously enjoyable." --Gizmodo "It’s all about distilling the unique fun of RPGs... into mere seconds of play." --PocketGamer "Expected to operate uncomfortable" --WeiPhone.com User Comment (translation c/o Google) "This is a game everyone can, and should enjoy!" --AppAdvice "[A] great cartoon RPG for the iPhone!" --1stimpressions.mobi "What this game has, above all, is that very particular, intangible magic which makes the very few select games rise above the rest." --Gabrien, TouchArcade forums "Fastar is a game that tried to do something different, and managed to get it absolutely right." --TouchAHolics "Pick it up for some great action!" --148Apps

Ratings & Reviews

4.6

out of 5

50 Ratings

Long loved game
03/31/2023

Dorienne
I’ve had an iPhone since the 3GS in like 2008ish and this was probably one of the first game I ever had for it. Unlike so many other games that have been abandoned over the years or have resorted to intrusive ads or data collection, this game has continually been updated and it retains its simple charm. I’m in a completely different era of my life now and I still enjoy slicing these boxes for coins and points!
Long loved game
03/31/2023

Dorienne

I’ve had an iPhone since the 3GS in like 2008ish and this was probably one of the first game I ever had for it. Unlike so many other games that have been abandoned over the years or have resorted to intrusive ads or data collection, this game has continually been updated and it retains its simple charm. I’m in a completely different era of my life now and I still enjoy slicing these boxes for coins and points!
One of my favorite old iPhone games
12/30/2016

Earth Maui
Honestly can't remember how I found this game but I loved it on my iPod touch for several years. I spent a while trying to remember the name of the game so I could find it and re-download it, and I'm very sad to say that the developers seemed to end support a while back. I'd kill for a more polished sequel, or regains developer support, because it was truly one of those "App Store gems"
One of my favorite old iPhone games
12/30/2016

Earth Maui

Honestly can't remember how I found this game but I loved it on my iPod touch for several years. I spent a while trying to remember the name of the game so I could find it and re-download it, and I'm very sad to say that the developers seemed to end support a while back. I'd kill for a more polished sequel, or regains developer support, because it was truly one of those "App Store gems"
One of my favorites ever
12/12/2023

sesame rah
One of my favorite games ever. I’m so glad I managed to remember the name of this game after I played it over 10 years ago.
One of my favorites ever
12/12/2023

sesame rah

One of my favorite games ever. I’m so glad I managed to remember the name of this game after I played it over 10 years ago.
Back in the day
04/20/2024

Paradigmino
I bought this back in the day and replayed it again with my son. Still great! He loves it. Awesome stripped down roguelike battler. Great formula and design.
Back in the day
04/20/2024

Paradigmino

I bought this back in the day and replayed it again with my son. Still great! He loves it. Awesome stripped down roguelike battler. Great formula and design.

Daily challenge modes are now available! Keyboard navigation improvements

Version 1.3.3

07/23/2024

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