Flappy Dunk 12+

Before I installed this game I had trouble getting up in the morning, there was no reason to. But now I wake up to play this game. Everyday I tell myself that it’s going to be okay because I have Flappy Dunk. Flappy Dunk is like the basketball I never had. Flappy Dunk is the shoulder that I cry on when I’m severely constipated and have nothing else to do on the toilet. Flappy Dunk saved my life. I used to be an ambitious less loser, but now I strive to be the best Flappy Dunk player. If my life has led up to anything it is to play this game. I’ve neglected my grades, showering, family and friends just to be on the top of the leaderboards. And I don’t regret a thing. I’m now sitting pretty at #738,320 on the highest swish score leaderboard. If that’s not impressive I don’t know what is. I stay up at night playing this game until my fingers are cramping and my retinas are permanently engraved with the rainbow basket ball. Sure whenever I close my eyes all I can see is my basketball soaring into a hoop, and yeah all I dream about is Flappy Dunk, and maybe all my school essays are about magical basketballs with wings, and perhaps I am failing all my classes because I put “Flappy Dunk” as my name and date, but I can safely say that I am Flappy Dunks #1 supporter. Thank you Flappy Dunk, thank you for giving my life meaning.

Flappy dunk is a fun Gaming now but it wouldn’t be my first choice of a game never have no Internet and I’m bored of all the other games I choose flappy dunk even though I’m not the best at flappy dunk I still think the game is OK I saw like three reviews on Flappy Dunk and they were kind of personal about the real emotions of flappy dunk so I was like why not have my real emotions about flappy dunk please no one take this to heart because they kind of took the other ones to heart like literally they were saying that flappy dunk is your life like flappy dunk is not a life or anything I just wanted to write my review and that is my opinion about flappy dunk. The. End enjoy and if you’re wondering why I gave it a four is because like I don’t know I just wanted to get an a for because like it’s not the best game in the whole wide world I like the game but it’s just not my favorite of them all because well like I do like playing basketball and it is a basketball game but that’s like the plus to it and I like the skins in the hoops in like the challenges that you can play and I am also D wings which I like but it’s just not my first choice and put picking personally because I like other games to And ya i think that this is way to long so i’m about to end it the end the story of flappy bird and my whole opinion not that it matters I just wanted to tell you lol hehe bye for real this time.........

This app is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I had been journaling about this day, the greatest day of my entire life, the day I would find the perfect app for me. This app completed my life’s journey, it brought out the best in me, helped me to become a better human being. I can still remember the exact moment in time when the life changing ad unexpectedly popped out of nowhere onto my screen. As the incredible ball floated across the screen, flying through hoops left and right, tears streamed down my cheeks, tears of happiness and joy. I then whispered to myself quietly and peacefully, “This is the one.” The triumph was overwhelming, I could hardly type in my Apple ID password without fainting. I spent the next 3 and half weeks, sitting in my gaming chair, located in the center of my bedroom, with all of the blinds shut, so I could remain in total concentration. It was a miracle I didn’t die, a miracle sent from the one and only Flappy Dunk himself. To this day, I fit at least 8 and a half hours of playing time into my schedule. Flappy Dunk and I will forever be connected. This app has always been there for me had my back. Flappy Dunk is the best friend I have ever had. In conclusion, this app changed my entire life’s journey, for the better.

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