Frog Game‪!‬ 4+

I downloaded this game at a picnic because I was EXTREMELY bored. As soon as I found out about what this game was, I was hooked. It’s just like flappy bird but even better! The frog uses its tongue as a grappling hook to avoid the snakes (or whatever they are) on the trees. It’s much more challenging than it looks and I’m proud to say I once got 80 at this game! Every ten levels there’s a new map! You can unlock frogs every ten levels, but after a while the frogs are paid. I haven’t bought them. And if you score high enough, your score gets put on the global leaderboard! It’s a great game to play when you’re bored and want to pass time, like Subway Surfers or Temple Run. If any of you found this game when you were searching random things to play, I guarantee you this is the game for you! 😀

As the OSU Union janitor, I’ve picked up exactly 3,094 of these promotional cards off the floor… Brooding while I do it, hoping it crashes to the ground in failure for the inconvenience it wreaked upon my soul. However, after playing it, I’ve awoken my soul to god. I see now the beauty in and nuanced art of swinging from tree to tree with my tongue. I’ve began doing it in real life, and I can vouch that it’s a genuinely valid form of travel. When I wash my hands, I look down at them and for a second swear they are becoming frog. I find my self ribetting to my wife instead of speaking English. She wants it to stop but she will never understand what I do it for. Apparently it’s wrong to kiss her with the same mouth I used to snatch a fly up. The divorce is in motion so I can now focus on my new amphibian lifestyle. Frog is love, frog is life.

Frog game is the greatest peace of media the grace this planet. I feel connected with frogs on the street, I feel my ability to jump gaining strength, my tongue has grown 10 fold and I have swung to nearly all of my classes. Frog game has made me realize that I don’t need useless things such as friends, family, food, water, and sunlight. I went to the doctor due to serve malnutrition and dehydration, the doctor simply prescribed that I continue playing Frog Game. I haven’t changed my pants or got up to use the bathroom in weeks, frogs would never deal with such a frivolous thing known as “hygiene”. I’m begging you, download this game.