Wanna keep "The Donald" in your pocket?

Trump all your friends with all the best quotes from your favorite billionaire!

Then get "Funny Donald!"

60 awesome and funny quotes from our next president!
(When I wrote that line it was a joke!)


1. I'm really rich.
2. You're fired.
3. They’re losers.
4. I don’t wear a toupee.
5. We will make America great again.
6. I'll build a great great wall on our southern border and I will have Mexico pay for that wall.
7. I will be the greatest jobs President that God ever created.
8. She has blood coming out of her whatever.
9. He's low energy.
10. I am the least racist person.
11. Weak pathetic baby.
12. I have a great relationship with the blacks.
13. Mexico, guess what?
14. They're bringing drugs and crimes and they're rapists.
15. I love the Mexican people.
16. He's not a war hero. He was captured. I like people who weren't captured.
17. Bigger than everybody, and everybody knows it!
18. Hey Folks! Come on! Help out!
19. Politicians are all talk and no action!
20. Nobody would be tougher on ISIS than Donald Trump!
21. I beat China all the time!
22. I like China!
23. The new China!
24. I think I am a nice person.
25. We have losers!
26. Thank you darling
27. He put glasses on so people will think he’s smart.
28. We’re dying, we’re dying, we need money.
29. Mexico is not our friend.
30. What a stiff!
31. Nothing beats the bible.
32. That means I’m a star.
33. Trust me Mexico will pay for it.
34. Our country needs a truly great leader.
35. The American dream is dead.
36. Nobody loves hispanics like I do.
37. I have great friendships in Saudi Arabia.
38. We get nothing.
39. And by the way..
40. I wrote the art of the deal.
41. Checkers child...
42. Everything beautiful.
43. I’m actually a nice person.
44. The latinos are going to be able to work, and make good money.
45. When was the last time you saw a Chevrolet in Tokyo?
46. Give me a break!
47. You know he’s a nasty guy!
48. I don’t need anybodies money, it’s nice!
49. Mexico does not like us.
50. I dunno? give it a shot!
51. One of the great sleaze bags of our time!
52. They’re great people.
53. Very nice guy.
54. The most beautiful I’ve ever seen in my life.
55. Oh look, ohhh.
56. We need a leader that wrote. The Art Of The Deal”.
57. I like people from China, they love me.
58. I won’t be doing that.
59. They’re laughing at us.
60. When I drink my little wine, and have my little cracker.
61. They’re making a fortune.
62. I win Mexico pays!
63. Obamacare.
64. I am officially running for President of the United States.
65. Rick Perry should have to have an IQ test.
66. We have people that are stupid.

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What’s New

Version 1.2

- Updated for iOS 10
- Updated for iPhone 7 and 7+

Ratings and Reviews

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Serabies ,

Doesn't work

No sound even with the volume all the way up. Sad!

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I'm surprised this not at the top of the charts.

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I love it

This app is like a small loan million dollars

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