iPhone 4S, iPad 2, iPod Touch 5 or better.**

Coffee Stain Studios brings next-gen Goat MMO simulation to mobile devices. You no longer have to fantasize about being a simulated goat in a simulated MMO, your dreams have finally come true!

* Five different classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave
* Complete dozens of quests, level up a hundred times and play five different classes that’s a ton of content you do the math
* Level cap is 101, 1 level higher than you-know-what
* There are even elves and dwarves like in that movie
* Stay a while and listen to Dumblebore the Grey in Twistram

What’s New

Version 1.5.6

- Bug Fixes

Ratings and Reviews

4.4 out of 5
859 Ratings

859 Ratings

Editors’ Notes

The world’s most ridiculous goat is back in this hilarious massively multiplayer online game. From the very start, it’s obvious this isn’t your typical MMO. It all begins with you choosing one of six classes—which run the gamut from Magician to Microwave (seriously)—then embarking on bizarre quests. Like its predecessors, the game comes chock full of meta jokes, lovably preserved glitches, and destructible environments while boasting incredibly impressive landscapes and entertaining gameplay.

AwesomeBirdGirl ,

Good, but still buggy.

The game is great, definitely worth the 5$. The goats are fun to mess around with, and I appreciate the 4 different maps (yes, there’s four. One of them is hidden, it’s found in the church in the original map.) But, the game still has cons. It crashes randomly and freezes a lot, to be exact around every 8 minutes. The game gets boring after you finish everything, and I wish the game was truly online. There’s nothing to do after you complete all the quests beside run around, doing nothing, probably just exploring the map. The maps are small once you know what they look like, but still fun to explore. I suggest getting the game and deleting it, and reinstalling it if you have constant crashes. So, yes, this game is fun, but all good times have to come to an end at some point. I’d love if we get a new goat simulator, where the map is a huge forest and you can explore it, and be animals, but like all the games, they look really odd.

Tank goat ,


So this is supposed to be a multi player game but it isn't! I can't even use the chat even though it's being used by others which I think are bots. Plus there are a bunch of random goats that walk a little bit and then teleport back to where they where I think that other then that it's a good and fun game. But it would be great if they added multiplayer and you could have it where other goats can't mess up your game and there are clans or guilds and friends that you can decide to go to the server they're on and of course a guild chat, a server chat, and a chat that's between you and anyone like. Like a whisper. Make this game a multiplayer where you can turn multiplayer on and off in settings. Then it would be pretty much perfect if you fix the glitches.


Coffee Stain Publishing AB
547.8 MB

Requires iOS 8.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.



Age Rating
Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
In-App Purchases
  1. Classics Pack $1.99
  2. Zombie Pack $1.99
  3. Space Pack $1.99


  • Game Center

    Challenge friends and check leaderboards and achievements.

  • Family Sharing

    With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.

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