Goat Simulator: Pocket Edition 9+

I really love this game, from its sense of humor to its gameplay. When I first saw the price for the goat sim winter bundle, it seemed expensive. $25. But when I discovered this game, I downloaded it, expecting a ad-filled half finished version of the original game. But I got something much better. Unlocking new games is much easier than you may think, as coins come daily and your pockets widen in days. You can cut the price of any game by 30% by using the “Try It For Free” function, which lets you play any mode you don’t have for free for 3 minutes. After the 3 minutes are up, you get a discount. Also, I found a glitch. Yes, I know, goat sim is famous for its intentional glitches. But this glitch actively makes the gameplay experience worse. You see, when I was playing PayDay, I looked forward to trying Humane Goat, who is literally a human. But when I tried it on any mode that wasn’t PayDay, it defaulted to the basic goat model. Please fix, but great game nonetheless.

I’ve been playing goat simulator for ages now and i’m sad to see it in such a state. When I opened the game I was greeted by the default map as the only available map unless I got these “goat coins” and honestly, about 1K of them per DLC is and isn’t worth it. First of all, you’re practically screaming at the player to spend money to buy at least one DLC, money that could very well just be used to buy the original game. Second of all, if you’re gonna make two goat simulators, make sure the one you actually have to pay for has some upgrades, such as the graphics PC has or something close to that. I miss the goat simulator that was there for you to have fun, now we just have the goat simulator that’s here for us to give it money until we get what we want. I feel like it’s absurd to make us pay for the same content we’ve had for free for years, and just the same content. You could’ve made something new or like I said earlier, upgraded your graphics or game mechanics. But none of that matters. If nothing changes, I at least hope the cooldown for things like tasks for coins gets reduced to a much needed 12 hours. The tasks are about the only entertainment in the game. Overall, if you don’t pay the absurd amount of money for a few goat coins, the game is severely boring with not nearly as much to do in the first map as the rest of the entire game. Please fix your game, watching your ads just to unlock another map is making me sick.

The game free and from what I can see so far all the DLCs and most goat mutations can be free and unlocked by either playing the game or watching adds to earn coins, if you want them without doing that you can just pay for them with real money if you have it. (Although when you buy the DLC games you pay for “Goat Bucks” to buy them and it’s a bit misleading considering the game has its own fake coins that you can earn in game and those Goat Bucks you have to spend real money to obtain but they are different currencies. I know other games do this too kinda but if I didn’t know any better I’d be so confused.) but it’s great that u can just basically get them for free. From playing the normal version on Xbox and playing it here I see some differences with the physics like the explosions aren’t as extreme and some things look abit off but it’s a mobile version so I’m sure it’s just to make it run easy and it’s still pretty fun. I might be wrong but from what I see there’s more goats I can unlock and more fun surprises in the game than in the Xbox version. It does get a bit annoying that every time the game gives you those coins it asks you to do a review, it feels like giving a kid a handful of candy and then asking them if you’re their favorite person.