Golden Slots:Vegas Casino Game 17+

Was hopping between a few slots games for a while, and I tried this seemingly off brand one, and I’ve had it for a few weeks now and there’s enough rewards and mini games and generous handouts that I have been able to stay engaged for a while. I had a moment today where I was hooked on getting an achievement and played non stop for an hour to beat the daily reset! After appreciating the game for a couple weeks I did make a purchase on the game when I didn’t feel like waiting for the next handout.. and it was worth it, really. I don’t purchase often, but I felt this one as opposed to others was actually worth my time. It did take a while to find a few of the slots I enjoy, and I learned of them through playing the daily goals/tasks. Thanks!

These machines are tighter than the Virgin Mary. Let me tell you… when they assign you a challenge to complete. It’s a CHALLENGE. Spinning a machine at 16 million a spin & have a task to hit 50 base wins… Mind you, there is a bonus IF you can even hit it. And when you do, don’t be surprised at how disappointing the bonus is going to be because it’s not worth chasing. Good thing they keep track of how many spins you’ve done when you auto spin. After 374 spins you would think I would be able to cover 50 base wins right?? WRONG. After 374 spins you actually get to see what the BONUS is on this game. 8 free spins. After 374 spins at 16 million a spin, you’ll get 8 free spins. You’re in bonus right?? At least you’ll be able to recover some of that money back… WRONG AGAIN. You actually get 118.4 million. So you win back about 7x worth of spins after spending billions AND you still haven’t even finished your task for 50 base spins. That’s literally less than 13% of the time you’ll get a small win. Just go to a casino. You’ll actually have more fun losing actual money there. For a virtual slot machine that pays virtual money with no real currency. How do you end up with the tightest machines possible?? It’s like they don’t want people to play.

I’ve been playing this app for 49 days. I’m retired, so I have some time to kill. I play it a couple hours a day, mostly to take my mind off all the depressing things happening in the world right now.

It pays out well. Maybe too well. At my peak, I had 132 quadrillion coins.
That’s 132,000,000,000,000,000.

Today, I was betting the max of 173 trillion per spin in one of the games (Cash Stealer).

That’s 173,000,000,000,000. Per spin!

I’m at 100% of the Black VIP level (500,000 Status Points). I’ve been in the Golden Lounge almost since day one and have 11 million Lounge Points (which gives me over 20 years of lounge access).

I’m either the luckiest person on the planet or these slots are WAY looser than ANY casino I’ve ever been in.

I’m not complaining, but no one should be able to attain this kind of progress in 7 weeks of two hours a day play time (about 100 hours).

I decided to download another slot app by this developer (Cash Link Slots). We’ll see if it’s just as loose.