HEAD CAR ٤+

I used to be a pathetic excuse for a human being before my only friend told me about this game where you drive a head car to do sick tricks and be cool and said this changed his life, Obviously I was a little bit skeptical about this so I had to try it out for myself and I was surprised to say the least. My crushed texted that she had been in love with me her whole life, every celebrity I dm wants to meet me and i've gained $69,420 dollars by winning the lottery, everyone I meet wants to be my friend, Animals love me, and It's just a dream come true. This game seems to be giving me the best of luck and I can't thank my friend for showing me this miracle. I hope more people find this insane game and live their best lives!

Before I downloaded this game everybody hated me. My dad would beat me on the daily and everyone at school called me a loser. One day I was walking home from school and I saw this toothless man eating some chicken scraps. I asked if I could have some because I hadn’t been given food in over 7 days and he said to download dis game. So I went back and downloaded this and before I knew it dababy car was in my living room! He said les goo and proceeded to knock out my dads teeth and curb stomp the bullies at school! Then he opened his mouth and I climbed into the purple velvet interior of dababy car and we went to dabank to get Da money so I could get da food. Thank you dababy car, you are a absolute gift from god.

I was a starving little orphan, as my parents had died due to crippling debt. Then the other orphans beat me up and downloaded this game on my phone against my will. After they had all left something strange happened. Da baby car jumped out of daphone! He told me everything would be okay. He gave me 420 solid gold bars and left as he had came. Then later that day DaBaby showed up at Daorphanage and adopted me. We rode home in Dababy car. I cried and cried out of pure joy. It was Dabest day of my life. Dababy car ran over the other orphans on the way to Dahouse. Please download dagame