The Empire Staggers Back!
After Britain elected to leave the European Union in 2016 the nation was thrown into political turmoil. Frustrated by the demise of this once great nation Her Majesty the Queen concluded that the elected representatives at Westminster were no longer fit to govern her United Kingdom.
Dissolving parliament, returning the United Kingdom to an autocratic government, improvements were immediate and wide ranging. However, ever the pragmatist, Her Majesty concluded that, given the complications Britain was facing returning to a position of power on earth, it was time to focus her attention elsewhere...
Establishing S.P.I.F.F.I.N.G. (Special Planetary Investigative Force For Inhabiting New Galaxies) Her Majesty has turned to the stars in a bid to establish a new, Galactic British Empire!
Assuming command of the near futuristic space ship HMSS Imperialise and her crew YOU will venture into the cosmos, solving puzzles, engaging in witty banter, deal with crippling claustrophobia, gradually succumb to the sustained exposure of cosmic radiation and so on, all for Queen and Country (and satire).
Heck, along the way, you may stumble into a few other folks venturing about the cosmos with their own intergalactic aspirations…
You will stumble into a few other folks venturing about the cosmos with their own intergalactic aspirations.
Her Majesty’s SPIFFING is a comedy adventure game developed by Billy Goat Entertainment Ltd
Thanks to everyone for their support so far, here are the fixes and improvements in version 1.0.2
- Fixed bug preventing unlocking "Every Breath You Take" achievement
- Fixed bug preventing achievement unlock messages displaying
- Improved UI scaling on iPad (with large icons disabled)
- Added option to make movement virtual stick invisible (in graphics settings)
- Added feedback links to main menu
Ratings and Reviews
Filled with great humor and fun, it's short but that's not a bad thing. It's nice to have a game I can complete and feel satisfied with. I recommend to anyone who like point and click games. Hoping for a sequel!
Fun but I think I'm stuck for good
I think I might have to call it quits, unless I start over, which I don't want to do. I used the wash up liquid to grease the hatch, apparently, I'm as pose to use it on the washing machine. When I used the liquid on the hatch, the liquid went away afterwards (even though I think he put it in his pack) Now I'm stuck, I think.
If what I'm describing indeed does mean I'm stuck, unless I restart, please fix. If I'm stuck, it'd be the first game I've played where it's possible to get to where you have to restart.
Jesus bless you
Developer Response ,
Hi Blind Kicker, you'll be able to complete the game without using the washing liquid on the washing machine. There is a secret achievement for using the two together, but in order to do that you have to find an alternate way to get down the hatch earlier in the game not using the washing liquid. I don't want to say too much to spoil things here, but I'm glad that you've been enjoying the game and don't worry, you'll still be able to finish it from where you're at!
I don't need 40 hour campaigns, but this was half the length of a Telltale episode and the story just ends abruptly. If you make a demo just publish it for free please.
Developer Response ,
Hi crossfire2200, thanks for your feedback. Naturally the length of time people take to get through the story varies depending on how long it takes them to solve the puzzles, but we do acknowledge that the biggest criticism of the game people have stated is its length. We like to think that we went for quality over quantity, for example every line of dialogue is hand animated, something you wouldn't see in AAA video game let alone one developed by a very small indie studio like ourselves (it was pretty much a team of 4 of us that worked on this for 3 years). These kinds of games are actually very expensive to make, which is why you don’t typically see too many 3D point and click adventures games nowadays (beyond a very small handful of large developers such as Telltale like you mentioned). Anyway, felt I should reply to your review to answer your criticism, the hope is very much that if the game makes enough money that we will be able to create a second, longer sequel. Thank you.
- Billy Goat Entertainment Ltd
- 407.8 MB
Requires iOS 8.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone 5s, iPhone 6, iPhone 6 Plus, iPhone 6S, iPhone 6S Plus, iPhone SE, iPhone 7, iPhone 7 Plus, iPhone 8, iPhone 8 Plus, iPhone X, iPhone XS, iPhone XS Max, iPhone XR, iPad Air, iPad Air Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad mini 2, iPad mini 2 Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad Air 2, iPad Air 2 Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad mini 3, iPad mini 3 Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad mini 4, iPad mini 4 Wi-Fi + Cellular, 12.9-inch iPad Pro, 12.9-inch iPad Pro Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro (9.7‑inch), iPad Pro (9.7-inch) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad (5th generation), iPad (5th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) (2nd generation), iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) (2nd generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro (10.5‑inch), iPad Pro (10.5-inch) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad (6th generation), iPad Wi-Fi + Cellular (6th generation), iPad Pro (11-inch), iPad Pro (11-inch) Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro (12.9-inch), iPad Pro (12.9-inch) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad mini (5th generation), iPad mini (5th generation) Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad Air (3rd generation), iPad Air (3rd generation) Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPod touch (6th generation), and iPod touch (7th generation).
- Age Rating
- Rated 9+ for the following:
- Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
- © 2017 Billy Goat Entertainment Ltd
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