iBeer - Drink from your phone 17+

I hate this app! It might be too good! No mortal being can handle the weight that is knowing what it is like to have iBeer downloaded on thine iPhone! Addictive it is indeed in fact it is, and yet, for us mere mortals, it is free!
What matter of being could allow us to experience the experience that is iBeer? The same matter of being that allows such a thing, is truly a higher being, and they deserve all of everything! I drank so much that i became a better person, and i left my lame wife and kids and left for a better life, i drove a car under the influence of iBeer and i only killed 8 people in two accidents, and i served two life sentences but was given iBeer on my phone. Little did they know, ibeer has the power of a god! And i knew how to wield it. I broke out, drunk some ibeer, left, and drunk some iBeer. I then finally got the divorce papers from my wife, who is now dead, unrelated. I am now 300,000,000 light years away on a planet known as ibeernet, a planet with at least 4 suns. Every 4 sunrises each day i pull out my phone, and get virtually drunk on my virtual ibeer, and now i am truly happy, thanks iBeer for being my bestest friend and my dad and my sister and my friends and my family, i drink this drink to you. Cheers!

I downloaded Ibeer for fun but ever since the then it’s put my life in a downward spiral. I take a virtual swig as soon as i wake up and it’s the first thing i do when i get home. It got so bad that i even started using Ibeer at work. Since then i’ve lost my job and subsequently my wife has left me and took the kids. i spend all of my free time taking Isips from my phone, regretting my decisions. My first time enjoying and Icold one was amazing but since then all i do is chase that initial feeling. this is the only app i have left as i haven’t been able to pay my rent bc i spend all my money on Ibeer’s selection of drinks. My liver is failing and i’m currently typing this from my hospital bed but i still can’t put my phone down because i have to get my virtual fix. 5 out of 5 stars

I love this app. I go to bed not sleeping because I am thinking about this app. This app is perfect and works perfectly as intended. There is a 3 dollar paywall to purchase other liquids other than beer (which I happily payed), but the app is called iBeer so you can’t be mad. It’s not called iLiquid is it, lol. You can customize the sounds. I personally love the Taxi driver one where he says, “This drink reminds me of the streets, clean but calculated,” or the Batman one, “Here’s to stopping crime in America.” It always gives me a giggle, and I really do appreciate the simplicity this app provides. It’s a breath of fresh air compared to other hyper monetized and colorized games. This is a really novel and nostalgic app that will personally always hold a specially place in my heart, as well as my iPhone.