This app has changed my entire life. Before the iBeer app i was poor. i was ugly. i was single. and i had no iBeer app on my phone. These days, I am still poor and ugly and single but i permanently own the iBeer app. So things are looking up. Every refreshing button press keeps me going. I don’t know what i would do without you, iBeer. Keep being you

Before ibeer my wife would yell at me to do the dishes and I’ll just scream at my seven kids but now with a ibeer, it let me off the moon I can go to my room and think about if I’m ever gonna have a divorce with my wife and how we’re leaving it would be and have her have custody of the kids library life is different. Recommend

I downloaded this app as a joke but it has genuinely changed my life. I met my wife on this app and we drink together everyday. We have adopted 7 kids and they also drink ibeer. I used to have severe depression and anxiety but after ibeer me and my wife went to Africa and we drank ibeer while riding an elephant. Ibeer cured me.

I can feel nothing but beer coursing through my veins and my mind tells me to stop but to my body it feels so GOOD ive never felt happier i don’t talk to my friends my world is hazy nothing is clear but the beer sometimes i stand over the toilet for hours vomitting up imagined beer, until i throw up my organs too. whatever, more room for my Ibeer. My feiends tell me I need to stop but i just cant and even if i could i wouldn’t god i would never stop it’s all i need my brain has rotted out of my ears but all ic an do is drink

I hate this app! It might be too good! No mortal being can handle the weight that is knowing what it is like to have iBeer downloaded on thine iPhone! Addictive it is indeed in fact it is, and yet, for us mere mortals, it is free!What matter of being could allow us to experience the experience that is iBeer? The same matter of being that allows such a thing, is truly a higher being, and they deserve all of everything! I drank so much that i became a better person, and i left my lame wife and kids and left for a better life, i drove a car under the influence of iBeer and i only killed 8 people in two accidents, and i served two life sentences but was given iBeer on my phone. Little did they know, ibeer has the power of a god! And i knew how to wield it. I broke out, drunk some ibeer, left, and drunk some iBeer. I then finally got the divorce papers from my wife, who is now dead, unrelated. I am now 300,000,000 light years away on a planet known as ibeernet, a planet with at least 4 suns. Every 4 sunrises each day i pull out my phone, and get virtually drunk on my virtual ibeer, and now i am truly happy, thanks iBeer for being my bestest friend and my dad and my sister and my friends and my family, i drink this drink to you. Cheers!

I down a loaded it for prom and it’s so cool and hip! My best friend doesn’t wanna watch chipwrecked with me tho, it makes me so sad. What did I ever even do??? It’s a good movie, it has cool characters and an amazing plot? I like don’t really…. I just don’t get it…. Someone please… just watch chipwrecked with me… That’s all I’ve wanted… for so long. I’ve never been anything special, just a fan of the chipmunk movies.. uncle Ian…. Dave…. Alvin… Simon and Theogore! So many delicious I mean! So many incredible characters! And the songs… so good!!!! And then we meet the girl squirls and I’m obsessed! What are they are names, I don’t know! But I love them just the way they are! Someone save me. I just want to be held… I just want to hold someone how I used to hold him… I want to be the cheese balls in the hiz house! But alas… my balls are in the house no more. Scared… tired… sad… they have no other choice but to be that way for you see my fair maiden; I haven’t a good love in a while. My heart has grown with yearning and sorrow… but I can’t give up on this life now. I must keep on.. I’m here to review this app. That’s what I was put here for. I can tell. It’s a good app. I think it’s funny