iBeer - Drink from your phone 17+

I hate this app! It might be too good! No mortal being can handle the weight that is knowing what it is like to have iBeer downloaded on thine iPhone! Addictive it is indeed in fact it is, and yet, for us mere mortals, it is free!
What matter of being could allow us to experience the experience that is iBeer? The same matter of being that allows such a thing, is truly a higher being, and they deserve all of everything! I drank so much that i became a better person, and i left my lame wife and kids and left for a better life, i drove a car under the influence of iBeer and i only killed 8 people in two accidents, and i served two life sentences but was given iBeer on my phone. Little did they know, ibeer has the power of a god! And i knew how to wield it. I broke out, drunk some ibeer, left, and drunk some iBeer. I then finally got the divorce papers from my wife, who is now dead, unrelated. I am now 300,000,000 light years away on a planet known as ibeernet, a planet with at least 4 suns. Every 4 sunrises each day i pull out my phone, and get virtually drunk on my virtual ibeer, and now i am truly happy, thanks iBeer for being my bestest friend and my dad and my sister and my friends and my family, i drink this drink to you. Cheers!

i downloaded this app about 2 years ago and since then my life has taken an aggressive turn. i was diagnosed with split personality disorder as a child and ever since i’ve been using this app as a coping mechanism. sometimes i will wake up with someone else’s blood all over my hands and my clothes, but i can’t seem to find why or how. about a year ago i got engaged and she was the only thing keeping me happy. she was the love of my life. before i went to bed that night i had about 12 or 13 iBeers. i blacked out and next thing i knew, i woke up on the kitchen floor covered in blood. i look to my left and see my fiancé’s lifeless body next to me. since then i’ve been killing more and more people after drinking iBeers. i don’t regret anything i’ve done. i’ve turned my fiancé into a doll and i have her laying in my bed as im typing this. i will continue to use this app, nobody can take it away from me. i’ve recently started developing an appetite for my victims. i haven’t eaten anything but human flesh and meat for the past 4 months. there’s rotting corpses in my closet, but i love the smell. i’ve cut off all contact with my family members. i can’t get enough of this app.

I down a loaded it for prom and it’s so cool and hip! My best friend doesn’t wanna watch chipwrecked with me tho, it makes me so sad. What did I ever even do??? It’s a good movie, it has cool characters and an amazing plot? I like don’t really…. I just don’t get it…. Someone please… just watch chipwrecked with me… That’s all I’ve wanted… for so long. I’ve never been anything special, just a fan of the chipmunk movies.. uncle Ian…. Dave…. Alvin… Simon and Theogore! So many delicious I mean! So many incredible characters! And the songs… so good!!!! And then we meet the girl squirls and I’m obsessed! What are they are names, I don’t know! But I love them just the way they are! Someone save me. I just want to be held… I just want to hold someone how I used to hold him… I want to be the cheese balls in the hiz house! But alas… my balls are in the house no more. Scared… tired… sad… they have no other choice but to be that way for you see my fair maiden; I haven’t a good love in a while. My heart has grown with yearning and sorrow… but I can’t give up on this life now. I must keep on.. I’m here to review this app. That’s what I was put here for. I can tell. It’s a good app. I think it’s funny