Navigator of Shame: Funny GPS

The Sarcastic GPS & Radar AI

Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.

The GPS that knows your neighborhood! Now with Sarcastic Landmark Guidance—Miss Beatrice roasts the gym you never visit and the church you haven’t stepped in since 2012. Navigator of Shame: The Truth Hurts. Stop using a boring, robotic GPS. Navigator of Shame is a hilarious, sarcastic navigation app that fuses industrial-grade tech with an AI that is genuinely disappointed in your driving. It’s Waze with a wicked sense of humor. ### THE ROAST OF YOUR LIFE NEW: Landmark Guidance: The first GPS that weaponizes your neighborhood. Beatrice and Vinny recognize your local landmarks—gyms, churches, hospitals—and have opinions on all of them. 1,000,000 + Natively Written Insults: 10 languages, zero chill. You’ll rarely hear the same burn twice. Contextual AI: Our GPS doesn't just talk at you; it talks about you. It remembers your habits, your frequent stops, and your inability to use a blinker. Insult Streaks & Combos: Earn "Shame Badges" for consecutive driving mistakes. ### AEROSPACE-GRADE NAVIGATION Dead Reckoning & IMU Fusion: Lost GPS in a tunnel? No problem. We use your phone’s accelerometer and gyroscope to keep your position locked even when the satellites vanish. 3D Urban Landscapes: Navigate through stunning 3D extruded buildings and detailed terrain in major cities. Kinetic Timing: No more late turns. Announcements scale automatically based on your speed—longer leads on highways, precision cues in the city. Compass-Blended Heading: Rock-solid map orientation at low speeds. No more "spinning maps" at stoplights. ### THE PASSENGER SIDEKICK Road Trip Mini-Games: Keep the car entertained (or annoyed) with License Plate Hunt, Road Trivia, and Insult Voting. Waze-Style Community Alerts: Report police, hazards, and speed traps with sarcastic community confirmations. Breadcrumb Trails: A visual history of everywhere you’ve been during your session. ### GLOBAL & BLUETOOTH READY 10+ Languages: Natively written sarcasm in Spanish, French, Italian, German, Japanese, and more. Bluetooth Audio Optimization: Clean, crisp instruction playback even over older car Bluetooth systems. Stop driving like an amateur. Start driving with an ego. Download Navigator of Shame today and find out why we’re the most polarizing GPS on the App Store.

  • 5.0
    out of 5
    2 Ratings

v1.5 - The "Immersive Navigation & Landmark Roast" Update We’ve overhauled the brain, the eyes, and the mouth of your favorite sarcastic navigator. This isn't just an update; it's a personality transplant. [NEW] 3D Lane Geometry (Feature #234) Stop guessing which highway fork leads to your destination. We’ve added high-fidelity, extruded 3D lane polygons. Visual Clarity: Active lanes glow neon orange with rising 2.5m chevrons. Intelligent Guidance: Inactive lanes stay dim, so you know exactly where you belong. Pro-Grade Precision: Orientation is now calculated with geodetic math for 100% accuracy, even in high-latitude cities. [NEW] Landmark Roasts (Feature #233) Your GPS finally knows your neighborhood. Prepare for "Contextual Motivation" (unsolicited insults) as you pass: The Gym: "Look, it’s that place you pay $50 a month to never visit." The Hospital: "Driving like that? You're making a reservation, aren't you?" Local Churches & Landmarks: No one is safe from the AI’s observations. [PRO] Precision Dead Reckoning Our enhanced IMU Sensor Fusion is now standard. By blending accelerometer and gyroscope data with HMM-based path snapping, we keep you on the map even when GPS disappears in tunnels, underpasses, or the "urban canyons" of major cities. [GLOBAL] Now Speaking Your Language We’ve localized the shame! Navigator of Shame now supports full interface and sarcastic guidance in: Arabic, Dutch, French (France & Canada), German, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese, and Spanish (Spain & Mexico). [FIXES & TWEAKS] Fixed a bug where Beatrice would stop insulting you if your speed exceeded 80mph (She’s now much more vocal about your reckless driving). Optimized battery consumption during 3D rendering. Improved "Alternative Route" calculation logic for multi-stop trips.

The developer, Ian Creevy, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .

  • Data Not Linked to You

    The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:

    • Location
    • Identifiers
    • Usage Data
    • Diagnostics

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Seller
  • Ian Creevy
Size
  • 132 MB
Category
  • Navigation
Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
  • iPhone
    Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
  • iPad
    Requires iPadOS 15.0 or later.
  • iPod touch
    Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
  • Mac
    Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
  • Apple Vision
    Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
Location
  • This app may use your location even when it isn’t open, which can decrease device battery life.
Languages
  • English
Age Rating
18+
  • 18+
  • This app has an age rating of 18+ with content restrictions. Some content may be rated higher, but access is managed by the developer through in-app controls.
  • In-App Controls
    Age Assurance

    Frequent
    Profanity or Crude Humor
In-App Purchases
Yes
  • Navigator of Shame - Weekly $4.99
  • Navigator of Shame - Sarcastic GPS $69.99
  • Navigator of Shame Monthly $14.99
  • Navigator of Shame Lifetime $199.99
  • Drill Sergeant Voice Pack $9.99
  • Great Orator $9.99
  • Founding Inventor $9.99
  • Stoic Emperor $9.99
  • Tactical General $9.99
  • The Rough Rider $9.99
Copyright
  • © 2026 ITD Systems