iJoke‪!‬ 9+

iJoke! is a comedy game where you get to see how funny you really are but after the first play through , it’s just the same few jokes over and over again with no variety what do ever. Now, I will give a few examples on how it could fix these problems.

1. BE FUNNY
A jokes got to be funny and this app just ain’t

2. BE MORE REPLAYABLE
From what i’ve played, there are only a very small selection of jokes and that makes for a very short amount of times where you are seeing new jokes

3. BE JELLY JUMP
The concept of this game was horrible, nothing about it screams fun, funny, or entertaining but you know what it fun? JELLY JUMP! If this game was jelly jump, none of these problems would exist in the first place.

Most indie games will go for a ‘nostalgic’ 8-bit look. Haha more like 8-BUTT! (That’s a joke because the game is about jokes hehe) This game is very unique in its choices making every decision seem very hefty with risk and rewards. Some may say that this game is too easy but the real challenge is getting three stars and the golden eggs. Not everyone can do that. The backdrop changes from time to time in noticeable ways which makes me feel like the creator (God rest his soul) really poured his heart into this game. Oh wait. The jokes. O. M. GEE. The jokes are sooooo funny. 5 beers please!! Hahahaha. I am laughing, and maybe tinkling my pants a little, just thinking about that joke! And it’s always exciting to see what new jokes are around the corner. I’ve only played ‘iJoke!’ for 3 minutes but I just KNOW that this game won’t get boring or stale! This is by far the second best game on the App Store! Bested only by instant buttons and Angry Birds Seasons in a tie for first. A tie? What about the rest of the suit! (Another joke) (hehe)

-Markus “Notch” Persson

NOT FOR KIDS!!! At least 10 dirty jokes and after level 35, all jokes repeat themselves! there’s no point to this game it’s not even funny! If i could give 0 stars i would.