“THIS APP SHOULD BE ON EVERY TEENAGER’S PHONE!”
- N. Henderson, Grandmother of 5
- Not ready yet?
- Wife nagging that it's time to start a family?
- Hard time keeping your husband off of you?
Then look no further than the Instant Birth Control App.
When someone is pressuring you to start a family -- and you're just not ready -- simply take out your phone and open the instant Birth Control App, choose the modes you think will solve the problem and watch as their excitement slowly slips back into reality.
If your partner can handle all the modes, then well sorry chump, it may be time after all.
Download the Instant Birth Control App today, and start living again!
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Happened upon this little gem by mistake.
Please turn volume waaay up for fullest effect. Autoplays on repeat and as background. Play this for just a few minutes to convince yourself you are not ready for a second child. Or third, fourth or even first.
With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.