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Designed by The Oatmeal, this state-of-the-art software detects homicidal behavior in cats. Using a mixture of behavioral and visual data, this application will reliably predict whether your cat is plotting to end your life.

* Compatible with most cats
* Does not work on livestock or children

What’s New

Version 3.2

Bug fixes.

Ratings and Reviews

4.8 out of 5
31 Ratings

31 Ratings

Pupsmajor ,

This app literally saved my life!

Well, I don't know how to begin. My cat was missing for a week, when it came back I noticed slight chances in its behavior that got me suspicious. Suddenly it's "cuddling" with me, never leaving my side. I told my friend about it and he recommended this app. Thank god he did! In the moment I pushed the download button my cat jumped up and rushed out of the room. The scan told me that there is a 77% chance of my cat intending to kill me. It opened my eyes! In all those years I didn't live with a innocent fluff ball, but a cold and blood-thirsty killer.
Do something to save your life: install this app!

happylittleclouds ,


According to the app, there is a 95% chance my cat is planning to kill me, which I consider a highly accurate assessment. However, I had to remove one star because the app does not include death-avoidance strategies, so it is of limited usefulness. Perhaps the next incarnation of the app could include advice on how to curtail my cat's homicidal tendencies?

Queen yolanda ,

Thank you for the warning

This app is the best out there, this saved me. I sold my cat that day I found out my cat was going to kill me 100%. The next day my cat came back and tried to attack me in the head. Stay safe everybody and use this app.🙏🏿


Oatmeal, LLC
19.2 MB

Requires iOS 10.2 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.



Age Rating
Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Infrequent/Mild Horror/Fear Themes


  • Family Sharing

    With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.

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