Designed by The Oatmeal, this state-of-the-art software detects homicidal behavior in cats. Using a mixture of behavioral and visual data, this application will reliably predict whether your cat is plotting to end your life.
* Compatible with most cats
* Does not work on livestock or children
Ratings and Reviews
This app literally saved my life!
Well, I don't know how to begin. My cat was missing for a week, when it came back I noticed slight chances in its behavior that got me suspicious. Suddenly it's "cuddling" with me, never leaving my side. I told my friend about it and he recommended this app. Thank god he did! In the moment I pushed the download button my cat jumped up and rushed out of the room. The scan told me that there is a 77% chance of my cat intending to kill me. It opened my eyes! In all those years I didn't live with a innocent fluff ball, but a cold and blood-thirsty killer.
Do something to save your life: install this app!
Thank you for the warning
This app is the best out there, this saved me. I sold my cat that day I found out my cat was going to kill me 100%. The next day my cat came back and tried to attack me in the head. Stay safe everybody and use this app.🙏🏿
According to the app, there is a 95% chance my cat is planning to kill me, which I consider a highly accurate assessment. However, I had to remove one star because the app does not include death-avoidance strategies, so it is of limited usefulness. Perhaps the next incarnation of the app could include advice on how to curtail my cat's homicidal tendencies?
- Oatmeal, LLC
- 19.2 MB
Requires iOS 10.2 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
- Age Rating
- Rated 9+ for the following:
- Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
- Infrequent/Mild Horror/Fear Themes
- © Oatmeal, LLC 2017
With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.