Hello everybody, check out my first game, it's a simple game, but it's also very funny and interesting , hope you like it , very cool very swag, i like it !

Ratings and Reviews

5.0 out of 5
147 Ratings

147 Ratings

tiktok:chink04 ,

A great title from the handsome James Cage!

I bought the app as a joke and to support James, and I have to say, it thoroughly exceeded my expectations. James’s flawed, yet beautiful rendition of the “Alphabet Song” reminds me of how we don’t have to be perfect. We’re all on this Earth for such a short amount of time. Why bother perfecting non-essential skills that society pressures us into learning when we could be spending our time learning and doing what WE want? James White Cage’s boldness, willpower, and his ability to speak about what is on his mind is the mindset that we need to be teaching the youth, not brainwashing them with “proper” beliefs and teaching them things they don’t need to know.

Onto the game; the James avatar’s hit-box is much too large, and often times it will collide with the sharks though it might not have visually.
Even when you die, or at random times in the game, I’m told that I’m the winner. There are no losers in this game, no annoying pop up ads for inferior games that disrupt gameplay, and best of all, there is no competition. No leaderboards. No high-scores. You play the game how YOU want to, not how a greedy development company wants you to.

This game has changed my perspective on what it means to be human, and for that, I can recommend it to anyone of any age group, race, or gender. James’s game speaks to our inner human selves, and I hope to see more of his works in the future.

my ninja 223 ,

very good game!

This game has simple yet very addictive gameplay. I downloaded this game yesterday and couldn’t stop playing for hours. This game has a very catchy soundtrack that i couldn’t get out of my head. The game itself is very challenging but when you win it is very rewarding. Before this game i had severe depression and anxiety caused from my uncle dying in the war between turkmenistan and uzbekistan. My brother was also executed for his many war crimes in Liberia. My doctor tried to help but nothing worked. This game relived that. The fun and happy scenery made me feel happy and James fun and happy personality did as well. The game can be hard to win, but it’s calm and relaxing at the same time so, my anxiety melted away. The one dollar price tag scared me at first but now it seems like a steal. I can’t imagine my life without this game now. Thank you James White and everyone else who downloads this game has the same experience as me.


Exactly what I hoped for!

One of the best games I’ve downloaded to date! Its easy to understand yet very complex. I bought it because I’m a huge fan of James and want to support him on his endeavors, I expected creativity and that’s exactly what I got! I loved how he used his own music for the game (another example of his endless creativity) and the drawings used for the background made it feel very special and unique in comparison to other games I’ve downloaded in the past. He deserves all of the stars and more! I can’t wait to see what he comes up with next, great game!


Xi Cheng
11.8 MB

Requires iOS 12.4 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.



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