Jetpack Goblin 4+

after playing this game, i started having some odd experiences. first, my romantic partner started acting aggressive toward me and then my kids started playing the game. after a month of me and my kids playing the game and breaking records, we had found that my wife had left us for a week before we realized. afterwards, my kids started to advance their skills in the game far past what i would ever wish to comprehend. at which point little joey and micah had decided that they no longer needed me as they had elevated past my capabilities. i still think about my family randomly throughout the day, but i just lose myself in jetpack goblin, the sweet dark abyss that is now my life

This game combines the best aspects of Jetpack Joyride and Subway Surfers, two of the most innovative platforming mobile games, yet improve upon them. Truly an immersive and amazing experience that I would recommend to all. What really brings it all together though, is the art, truly groundbreaking and is definitely my favorite part of the game.

This is by far the best app I’ve ever downloaded. I’ve been playing it nonstop for the past 48 hours. My girlfriend is threatening to leave me. I haven’t showered.