Magic Potato 4+

I love this app so much, there is such a variety of different words the potato says, such words as certainly, no, yes, I don’t know, and The most important one, be nice. I just need that inspiration in my life I mean there’s so many words that you could say but this magic potato says “be nice” I mean there’s just something about being nice, I really just love this app you should get it

I love potatoes and that’s fact. They make French fries, mashed potatoes, baked potatoes, boiled potatoes, there’s even sweet potatoes. That’s just one reason I love them. Then one day I scroll to and app named “magic potato” and I’m like dam, I gotta get this. I download it and what do u I know, all my problems in life are solved. Over all this gets a 5 star out of 5. The potato god Jacob Pidgin Potato Cohen

In a low point in my life, broke, I downloaded this app to seek answers.
I opened the app to the kindest face I had ever seen, beautiful in its simplicity.
I asked that wonderful root vegetable, “How can I become a millionaire?”
It took less than a second for it to answer.
“Why not?” It spoke.
My mind melted.
It’s wisdom curled around me like smoke, multifaceted and all-encompassing. The infinite meaning flying by like a fractal of truth. I saw that being rich was not by any means hard. That the real million dollars was not in cold, hard cash.
Why do I give this app 5 stars, you ask?
Why not?