Mega Car Crash Simulator 9+

I was on my deathbed, the divorce hit me hard. I was wasting my life on terrible mobile games like my horse prince. One day I was playing a mobile game and I got an advertisement, it was for this game, it immediately caught my interest and I played almost every day for at least 4 hours a day. But then I almost got hit by a car, I was about to let go and accept the car would hit me but suddenly another car came. It got in the way of the car and a crash happened. After the crash the car stood up and said, “I am car crash 3D”. That is how this game saved my life.

So I was just surfing through the app store and I came across this game, a car crashing game and I thought, “mmmm… why not?” And then as soon as it was done downloading and I clicked on the game I kid you not, 1 skippable add. No big deal right? I only had to wait for 5 seconds until I was able to skip. But no, the x button was to small to press and sent me to the App Store 20 different times. And then as soon as I passed that obstacle, I saw the background took a screenshot of it, and tried matching it to one of my iPad games, PlayStation games, and computer games. And what do you know? Matched GTA IV. Stealing games is illegal and directly ban-able. I’m surprised this game or, whatever garbage this is, is still up. Whoever made this game should be sued and erased from the right of making a game and putting it up on the App Store. This is absolutely disgraceful. After your done reading this review if you see it or course, read the other reviews that hate this game and see for yourself how bad this is and after testing this game out you’ll see and your probably gonna want to leave a bad review and uninstall this because this is unnecessary storage space waste. And IN CONLUSION, don’t download this game… please… for your sake.

These people are lying in their adds! (Like literally every other mobile add, but worse.) Their adds show extremely detailed destruction mechanics. But in the game, instead of the car being dented, scraped, and set on fire, pieces of the car just disappears! And the cars look nothing like they do in the adds. In the adds, it’s extremely realistic. You can see the door handles, the interior design, everything! But in the game, you just see a crappy version of the outside, nothing else. And there’s no free play or anything like they show in the adds. It’s just a really lame campaign of jumping off a big ramp. That wasn’t shown in the adds! And in the adds, you get to see a bunch of other cars and whatnot. But not in the real game! And you only start off with one, stupid blue car. In the adds, all that’s shown is busses, unique cars, and insane crashes. But in the real game, you get none of that! Stop lying in these adds! If you do, you might get 3 start reviews instead of 1 star reviews. It’s not much of a step up, but it’s the best anyone can expect from a terrible mobile game like this one!