Mind Cleanse: Sleep Hypnosis 4+

Surprisingly good

I was looking for a cheap meditation/hypnosis app and this is one of the better ones I’ve found. The $5 a month is way more reasonable than the other apps I tried. Guided Sleep is my favorite, Soundscapes is also really good for helping me sleep. The best part though is the Meditation section - I listen to it at work and school with headphones which drowns out all the background noise. The major drawback is they need more hypnosis!

Laughably bad. Don’t waste your money like I did

I am having issues falling to sleep due to a new move and new bed. Hoped this could help but all the audio bedtime stories and dream enhancers are comically distractingly.

For starters there’s no free content save for one meditation focused piece. You have to subscribe to unlock all the those underwhelming bed time story and sleep enhancer files. Smart of them because if anyone could sample those files, only the deaf would be investing in more. The best deal is a $9.99 a month rate. Awesome.

Secondly, each piece of audio content is around 25 mins long and read by an actor in a terribly affected voice. Imagine someone attempting to sound ‘handsome’ via a hackneyed British accent, delivered in a slow crawl—like they’re trying to hypnotize insomniacs worldwide to drop their tired panties. If I never get to hear this tool’s British-ified pronunciation of the word ‘aluminum’ again it won’t be soon enough. It’s like he’s thinks he’s The Most Interesting Man on the Thames™️.

Also, his tempo is all over the place and everything comes across as ad-libbed and absent-minded. Cue the nightmares.

Lastly the stories are distractingly nonsensical. Combine that with the subpar reading and my weary fit of self-hatred for having dropped $10 on this steaming pile of sound, and I would give it zero stars if I could. Also—if I could—I’d sleep this whole experience off...

Developer Response ,

Hi there, thanks for the message and we are sorry you did not have a good experience with our app. We allow all users to experience our content by trying the 7 day free trial. We're sorry you did not enjoy our world famous hypnotist's voice: he is in fact from the UK and it is not a fake accent.

Some good content not enough variety.

I liked a few of the mind cleanse sleep hypnosis programs and found them helpful. Like other reviewers, I experienced technical glitches on several tracks which is unacceptable when attempting deep relaxation or hypnosis. These sound like little “cuts” in the track or stutters (I did shut off phone, erase and reload app etc).
In addition, there are approx 20 guided sleep/hypnosis programs which is not enough when you use them nightly. Also I decided not to continue my subscription as the content is lead by only 5 or 6 providers. So if you don’t connect with somebody’s voice or style, your selection is even further limited. The meditation music tracks are all buggy and I mostly couldn’t get them to work. All in all a good effort but the app isn’t ready yet.