Mr. & Mrs. Sponge. Epic Run 4+

I was searching through the app store, when all of a sudden, i saw this game. I am personally a big fan of SpongeBob so i had to install. The second i pressed install a new life laid upon me. I got a phone call that told me that both of my parents died in a brutal car crash. I am now an orphan and live in a cardboard box next to a maggot infested dumpster, no one bothers to give me food, they say I'm too “smelly” they don't even go near me. So i just eat whats in the dumpster beside me. But this game helps me get through the hard times. Sometimes in my sleep i feel SpongeBob’s snail crawling all over my body, but when I wake up, Its just my little neighbors. They crawl up my nose, and into my mouth, but i dont mind, maggots are my only food.

After my pet rat played this game he got a little too mad when he died and said “ THIS GAME IS WAY TO LAGGY AND MADE ME HARD “ I said “ Your a rat why are you so loud and angry”. “I WILL CAUSE A WAR WITH THIS GAME”. My pet rat said. “ WHEN I FIND MR SPONGE I WILL TAKE HIS LADY AND GET MY GANG ON HIM”. I said “ What gang”? And in a blink of an eye a whole gang of rats pull up out of this rat hole. He grabbed all of his fellow German rats and made a speech on how they will take over Poland and take down all of the people who were not christen. He found mr sponge and killed him . He took mrs sponge home and she dumped him so he killed her too. But he forgot all about the war and went bumper karting. He was over attacked he had nothin else to do but unalive himself on his way to invade. R.I.P Alfredo Little Apr 20, 1889 - Apr 30, 1945

I’ve always been a Mr. Sponge fan! This game change my life completely. Mrs. Sponge came to my house and became my WIFE!!! We went on a honey moon and we did the devils tango! We have beautiful human sponge hybrid children. Mrs. Sponge divorced me but the then I married Mr. Sponge. I won the court so I took the kids, the house, everything she ever loved. I am now happily married to Mr. Sponge and we eat fried snails every day for dinner! My life has become amazing ever since I downloaded this fantastic game. He even let me do the devils tango with him! I love this game and I live stream it to my dead grandpa every single day, my viewers love the stream. Even Queen Elizabeth II watches my live stream. I love this game and I think everyone should download this superb game!