Meet your Derp: NOT the cute lovely boring virtual pet you are used to. Be prepared for some action while you take care of him in this impossible and weird adventure. Can you keep him alive?

Derp will burp, poop, get really dirty and get himself into freaky accidents you can't even imagine! Can you handle all this mess?

Try to keep him well fed, healthy and clean long enough to bring Derp into adulthood and to unlock secret shapes. Play the super fun box minigame and earn coins to buy food, medical supplies and several other items to make sure Derp is surviving his own hash. But be extra careful: accidents such as a huge fire or a bug attack will put Derp's little life at risk all the time, and it's your job to protect him!

But don't get too sad when Derp dies, his life will end eventually. So, YOLO! Play with him, bang his head against a brick wall and make sure he makes the most out of his (short) messy troubled life! Another one is just around the corner and your crazy and very difficult journey will begin again.

Nurse this yucky strange virtual pet and compete with yourself for higher score!

• Easy to play but very hard to accomplish
• See Derp's development from an egg to an adult Derp
• Fill the collection of pictures that keep score of Derp's ups and downs
• Earn coins and buy stuff from the market to feed, clean and heal Derp
• Quick play: it is very hard to maintain Derp's life in a challenging time and activities management game
• Deal with crisis situations by using the correct items from the market, as the bucket of water and insecticide
• Prove yourself rapid and resilient by putting up to all Derp's eschatological funny life

May your Derp's memory never be forgotten!

Disclaimer: While this App is completely free to play, some additional content can be purchased for real money in-game. If you do not want to use this feature, please turn off in-app purchases in your device's settings.

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Ratings and Reviews

4.0 out of 5
1.2K Ratings

1.2K Ratings

xEpicRyanx ,

This game is so fun! — Ryan

The game is addicting and really fun! But, I do lose interest in the game after 30 minutes or so. Also, the final stage of the Derp goes on for so long! I think that you should be able to make more Derp stages. It would really keep people’s interest into completing it and would also be a great addition. Also, you should make a game where it is My Derp and then he has a home, you can play games with him, you can play mini games for coins to buy him accessories and hats, and customize your avatar, and go on fashion shows. Other than that, the game is totally perfect, in my opinion. This would be the best game if you could add those features. Thank you.

Master Death yt ,

My Derp

This is the best game ever! If you could make it so when he gets young adult he doesn’t die so quick? If so then awesome! I loved My Boo! You should add a new evolution after ultra Derp! It could be like mega Derp! Best game I have seen ever! Thanks for making this! You inspired me to Wright a story about this on Notepad! Just you put a lot of effort into this, you added so much detail! Order baby Derp, toddler, kid,tennager Derp,young adult,adult,hunk,ultra Derp and please Mega Derp! Thanks for letting me write this BEST GAME EVER!!!!! Love this game! I know I said that like 5 times. It is so addicting in a good way😃😃😃 Thanks so much for making this kid freindly. All those people kid, adult and teens please know that this is kid friendly no blood but some times throw up but I don’t know if that’s a real thing in this game. There are pimples and explosions when you overfeed him! If your the person that likes killing small things in video games then you will like this game! I know this is the shortest comment I have done! So you beginners let me tell you how to play! So you start out in the loading screen the clock play. Now there is a box above you Derp’ head. Click on your Derp and he will jump. When he jumps he will get a coin and those are helpful in the game! Ok sorry that’s all I could explain I don’t have any more time so thanks for reading byyy!!!

limygreen ,

Omg this is very hard but the best game ever

The game is very hard but very fun! Like it says, Impossible pet
It’s still very fun but I’m a beginner, so I can’t even get to teen. But I don’t care cuz it’s very fun. But I have a few things to say.
First of all, when your derp gets older, every stage gets easier because the derp gets smarter. Next, can the foods that cost more fill up the derp some more? Okay, back to the smart derp part, can the Ultimate Derp swipe at the bugs to make them go away instead of having to buy bug spray? Also, can there be more foods? The healthiest food could cost gems! And instead of taking care of it in a box, can you make it so people can choose a background like they can choose one of their pictures or something? This is my first review, and please choose at least one thing I said. The derp is adorable and this whole game is adorable! And I finally found a game that I can play all the time!


Tapps Tecnologia da Informacao LTDA.
54.1 MB

Requires iOS 6.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.



Age Rating
Frequent/Intense Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor
In-App Purchases
  1. ads removal $0.99
  2. pack with some gems $1.99
  3. pack with many gems $4.99


  • Family Sharing

    With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.

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