My Derp - The Impossible Virtual Pet Game 12+

Yeah the title is right, after a few years after I started to mature I downloaded again. This game only lasts for a minute, a few seconds, or a millisecond, But from research on reviews I feel like this would be fun if you could fix this bug please. I would appreciate that even after I redownload it again here in May. Anyway like I said, it would be awesome for you to fix this glitch. Thank you!

This is the best game ever! If you could make it so when he gets young adult he doesn’t die so quick? If so then awesome! I loved My Boo! You should add a new evolution after ultra Derp! It could be like mega Derp! Best game I have seen ever! Thanks for making this! You inspired me to Wright a story about this on Notepad! Just you put a lot of effort into this, you added so much detail! Order baby Derp, toddler, kid,tennager Derp,young adult,adult,hunk,ultra Derp and please Mega Derp! Thanks for letting me write this BEST GAME EVER!!!!! Love this game! I know I said that like 5 times. It is so addicting in a good way😃😃😃 Thanks so much for making this kid freindly. All those people kid, adult and teens please know that this is kid friendly no blood but some times throw up but I don’t know if that’s a real thing in this game. There are pimples and explosions when you overfeed him! If your the person that likes killing small things in video games then you will like this game! I know this is the shortest comment I have done! So you beginners let me tell you how to play! So you start out in the loading screen the clock play. Now there is a box above you Derp’ head. Click on your Derp and he will jump. When he jumps he will get a coin and those are helpful in the game! Ok sorry that’s all I could explain I don’t have any more time so thanks for reading byyy!!!

The game is very hard but very fun! Like it says, Impossible pet
It’s still very fun but I’m a beginner, so I can’t even get to teen. But I don’t care cuz it’s very fun. But I have a few things to say.
First of all, when your derp gets older, every stage gets easier because the derp gets smarter. Next, can the foods that cost more fill up the derp some more? Okay, back to the smart derp part, can the Ultimate Derp swipe at the bugs to make them go away instead of having to buy bug spray? Also, can there be more foods? The healthiest food could cost gems! And instead of taking care of it in a box, can you make it so people can choose a background like they can choose one of their pictures or something? This is my first review, and please choose at least one thing I said. The derp is adorable and this whole game is adorable! And I finally found a game that I can play all the time!