This is the one. What's for dinner, she asks? Pizza bird. What's is wrong with you, she asks? Sunglasses bird. She finally stops responding to you? Parrots all over the place, grooving back and forth, relentless in their hypnotic dance. That, ladies and gentlemen, is how I got married. It's also how I got 3 lavish vacation homes and 6 exotic cars. These parrots will change your life. Avian vets hate this! You won't believe number 5!

I used to send boring text messages only, and I knew something was lacking in my life... until I found the Party Parrot sticker pack. Now the sun shines brighter, I don't fight over cat videos anymore, and I have a relationship with my second cousin once removed again. Bless you Party Parrots, and the joy you bring to my day.

Party Parrots is amazing. It's changed my life. I myself have 4 parakeets and I love talking about them to my friends (they don't find them that amazing because they don't know what life is). I have several on going inside jokes about parakeets and this app adds the cherry on top. Thank you Party Parrots for changing my life for the better.

I was so sick of using actual words to describe what I wanted, how I felt, directions, addresses, or plans of any kind. Now with Party Parrot I can just message a flashing rainbow parrot to my friends and they know to meet me at...wait, where is everyone? I guess words are necessary 5% of the time. But I'll try my best not to use them.