Back from the bone pile: modern iOS tune-up with smoother 60 FPS action, separate music/SFX controls, and fixed Game Center.
Still 40% off our normal $4.99 price!
You are BIG. You are TASTY. You are kicking some brittle undead @$$.
Top 10 iOS games of 2012 - Metacritic.com
"Ridiculous yet Amazing" - USA Today
"Best Casual Game of 2012" - Best App Ever Awards
Pizza Vs. Skeletons is an epic, ridiculous 2D physics platformer about a 25-foot-tall pizza smashing its way through land, sea, sky, and outer space. Crush skeletons, dodge trouble, dress up your delicious hero, chase three challenges in every level, and somehow make pizza sumo feel normal.
Now tuned for modern iPhone and iPad:
+ Smoother 60 FPS pizza-smashing action
+ Updated rendering for current iOS versions
+ Separate Music and Sound Effects controls
+ Fixed Game Center sign-in, leaderboards, and achievements
+ 120 levels of handcrafted 2D mayhem
OUR PROMISE TO YOU:
No ads. No getting suckered into buying more stuff later. The whole game, for one price, for all updates, forever.
WARNING!
This is not a tiny snack. Each level has three tiers of challenges, and things get tough by the end. Don’t worry, we’ll ease you in gently before the pizza-related mayhem becomes your whole personality.
What can a 25-foot-tall pizza do? Well, pretty much EVERYTHING*
= Crush fossilized ostriches
= Rescue Schnauzer puppies
= Stomp obnoxious cupids
= Learn karate
= Sumo wrestle an alien
= Ski with comrades
= Demolish a haunted skyscraper
= Eat fugu
= Bounce on space marshmallows
= Smash the great pyramids
= Celebrate Dia de los Muertos
= Visit the moon
= Protect civilians
= Thwart a UFO abduction
= Be a pirate
= Don't be a pirate
= Go nuclear
*Yes, you can actually do all this and far more!
FEATURES
+ 120 fantastically ridiculous levels
+ 3 distinct challenges in each level
+ Dozens of enemies
+ Huge bosses
+ Customize the perfect hero with over a quarter million combinations
+ Universal app for iPhone and iPad
+ Game Center leaderboards and achievements
+ High-resolution art and lovingly ridiculous animation
Riverman Media is two brothers who have dedicated their lives to the art of 2D game making.
Now, this game has given me so much happiness once I played it. And reason for that is, it’s creativity. This game has a lot of variety, from balancing on skulls, jumping away from lasers, or just becoming the biggest fish in the sea. It’s almost as if no matter what, you can do anything within this game even though it’s levels were set up for a specific type of gameplay. It even has an insanely amazing difficulty spike between each chapter. The difficulty spike is really huge, just compare chapter 1 to chapter 12, it becomes that big during each chapter. This also includes new enemies to levels like the skeleton dragon you would see in chapter 9 and the robot in chapter 7 and Cupid from chapter 6. Each of these enemies adds a new mechanic to the level which allows the player to feel how difficult that level can really be. For already beaten levels before, the creators thought “let’s take the same thing, and add stuff to it” this very small and overlooked idea, is able to make this big of a difference, like the poison fish in 9-2, and the bomb skulls in level 8-3. This is what gives this game its great amount for the player to be able to progress.
How is this not #1 on the AppStore?
Ben Simon 1
THIS GAME DESERVES WAAAAY MORE THAN JUST 5 STARS! I don't know who came up with this incredible idea, but this is my overall favorite game on the entire AppStore. The amount of crazy completely different mini games and levels amazes me. The art and design of it all is magnificent. There are rarely any ads but they are way too easy to X out of so it's pretty cool. It isn't just killing Skeletons, it has so much more than shown in the preview in the AppStore which means this game is a diamond in the dirt just waiting to be dug up. If you are reading this and are curious or considering getting this game....let me help you.....GET IT! There is much more than what you think and they update it regularly which is excellent. I've official run out of positive adjectives to describe this awesomeness.
It’s been some time
bagle boi
This game was one of the best back then with great music the art style was so beautiful the levels ideas and own music in each one was outstanding and costuming your own pizza was one of the parts I enjoyed most about the game but, the secret ingredients are hard to find and I think I can never get them but maybe you can make a pizza Vs. skeletons 2 with a new mode called pizza braurle where you fight other pizzas online like in boss battles and upgrades to help your pizza in game and online and maybe a mode that requires team work as well but that’s just an idea
BEST Game ever!!!
hello hi hi hi hello again
I remember playing this, and you brought it back once more! I love the art and how silly a little bit you thought into the game and I just loved the different mini games you put into this game and just brought it to life but still I don’t get why this game isn’t on the 1 best game. It just makes no sense and I think this is just sooo awesome and how you can design your pizza and if you’re reading this I’d think grab your iTunes money and put it on your device and get this game and one more thing, this game is worth it to pay for. Thank you for reading 🙂👌
You are BIG. You are TASTY. You are freshly tuned for modern iOS!
+ Smoother 60 FPS pizza-smashing on supported iPhone and iPad devices
+ Updated rendering for current iOS versions
+ New separate Music and Sound Effects buttons in the Pause menu
+ Game Center sign-in, achievements, and leaderboards behave again
+ Assorted stability fixes for newer devices
The skeletons got older. The pizza got meaner.
Version 2.1.0
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Information
Seller
Riverman Media LLC
Size
356.7 MB
Category
Action
Compatibility
Requires iOS 16.4 or later.
iPhone Requires iOS 16.4 or later.
iPad Requires iPadOS 16.4 or later.
Mac Requires macOS 13.3 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.