PlayBarstoo‪l‬ 17+

My high school friends and I have remained a close knit group over the past 8 years. As we've grown older the dynamic of group has gone through phases, some better than others. Recently due to quarantine we’ve been exclusively hanging in our small group of 7, and the trend has been to get wasted together after work, rinse and repeat. This wasn’t a problem until two of our friends, let’s call them Garrett and Christina, decided to start casually sleeping together. Under normal circumstances this would be totally fine, however it just so happens that Christina is the ex one of our other friends. On top of this, Garrett has been looking to close with one of the other ladies in the group on the weekends when we drink. He has even gone so far as to try to get this girl to break up with her current boyfriend or at the very least cheat on him. At what point do we as friends need to ask him to tone down his ‘pursuit of happiness’. We love to see our boy pitch all 9 innings but when you’re up on the Mets is it better to just save his arm?

Cancel sports!!! Jk but seriously screaming at your tv/phone for a man to commit a double fault in ping pong or a Jenga block to cause the tower to come tumbling is intense as it gets. Pressure packed situations are what we live for, double overtime in hockey or the final lap in Mario cart; one in the same. It’s not about the money it’s about the glory, something the four major sports has been to capture since the dawn of time. No questions and no gimmicks just grit, Barstool Sports (and Honk) has come through in the clutch once again, no words can describe what they have done for America during the pandemic. Prayers up, to the moon.

Just a fun app. Only two recommendations: (1) adding the order of the players (for jenga) and which corresponding block that each player would lose on, and (2) adding the rules into the app. I honestly just randomly guessed Mush and 31 on the last game and somehow won without knowing the order but I can see how it may be annoying going into the stream with a pick that has no chance of losing after getting past the first two matches. Anyways, congrats to Hank for somehow making a retirement home game an engaging experience and thanks to Don for being so clutch. I am $71 richer.