Please, Don’t Touch Anything is a cryptic, brain-racking game about bathroom breaks, screwdrivers and nuclear explosions.
Covering for a colleague taking a bathroom break, you find yourself in front of a mysterious panel which only component is a red button. And since you’ve clearly been instructed not to touch anything, the only thing you want to do now is pushing the damn button.
Push it and expect to be held liable for any unintended aftermath. And there will be many.
- 25 devious enigmas
- Singular pixel art
- Atmospheric chiptune soundtrack
- Touch screen optimized gameplay
"[...] some of the puzzles are so fiendish and abstract that I'm sure I'll be spending days if not weeks getting fully to the bottom of Please, Don't Touch Anything"
- TouchArcade - Game of the Week
"If you're a fan of puzzle games and pushing things that you shouldn't, then Please, Don't Touch Anything will be an unlikely boost to your serotonin levels."
- PocketGamer - 8/10
Note: fully compatible with older devices (iPhone 4 and later + iPad 2 and later)
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This version fixes a bug preventing one of the ending from triggering.
The "City Bomb" mini-game has also been made slighly easier.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
Ratings and Reviews
Fix The Button
This game was a lot of fun up until I reached the bomber mini game. Using this on an iPhone 5, the button just isn't responsive enough for this mini game. I find myself dropping only one bomb at a time, because the button won't register my touch. I only have two endings left, the bomber and the final, and I don't know if I'm gonna be able to beat it. I would recommend not purchasing this game until they update the button during the mini game to be more responsive.
Now THAT'S a puzzle
I've played my share of puzzle games. PDTA is unreal as puzzlers go. This is a highly complex puzzle-box style game, with lots of outcomes and an extraordinarily detailed set of secondary puzzles ranging from pattern problems to orientation to math...and some that just plain defy explanation. As complicated as it is, it can be frustrating, but there are answers, and some of the animations are hilarious (but all are creative). People with a short attention span or who are easily frustrated may not enjoy this one, but for puzzle fans, it's quite good. Clues are a little thin on the ground, so here's one non-spoiling tip: don't think you can only tap things once. That's enough to get you started on hours of puzzling. A well-earned A to this pixelicious puzzler app!
Great design, horrible controls
I got this when it was on sale for half off at 1.99. There's no way I would've bought this full price. Premise of the game without spoiling anything is an interactive puzzle experience with multiple endings. However, some of my touches didn't register, or registered late. That would've been fine but they included puzzles that require skill/timing which made for an extremely frustrating experience. Great art style and soundtrack though.
- ForwardXP, Inc.
- 57 MB
Requires iOS 5.1.1 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
- Age Rating
- Rated 9+ for the following:
- Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
- © Escalation Studios, INC © Four Quarters, All rights reserved 2016
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With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.