Please Leave Me Alone 17+
An interactive office comedy.
CoproTech Enterprise Solutions LLC
Designed for iPhone
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- Free
iPhone Screenshots
Description
You: once young and intelligent, beaming with passion and ambition, have been crushed, ground down, melted and pressure-injected into a cog-shaped mold in the industrial dehumanization machine we call first world finance capital.
Your pleasures are now few:
- On most days, you are granted a quarter of an hour to consume any fast casual cuisine available within a two block radius of your office. This usually means a choice of either abstracted and essentialized "Mexican" or "Japanese" food or some manner of sandwich garnished with sprouts for seemingly no reason.
- You may eject, from your otherwise neglected body, the solid ("Poopee") or liquid ("Peepee") byproducts of the foregoing, deal flow permitting.
- You may shut your eyes and render yourself unconscious for anywhere from 3 to 5 hours each night, deal flow permitting.
Now picture, if you will, this horrifying scenario:
You have just consumed your ration of abstracted and essentialized food and are suddenly overcome with the urge to immediately expel Poopee. Just as you begin inching from your desk, the corded phone practically bolted to it begins to shriek. It's your boss and he needs something from you and you have to take great notes.
Now, what do you do?:
A. Declare your need to eject Poopee, hang up on your boss, and risk the safety and security granted to you by your job?
B. Obediently listen and eject the Poopee directly into your pants?
C. Navigate a middle road: get enough information to do a good enough job while making it to the bathroom in time before you soil your pants?
Part visual novel, part WarioWare-inspired minigame collection, Please Leave Me Alone, I Need to Poop captures this modern struggle. What will you choose? Will you succeed?
What’s New
Version 1.0.7
Fixed a bug that sometimes caused the "Destined for the Throne" achievement progress to go out of sync with the in-game save data.
Ratings and Reviews
I couldn’t stop laughing
This has to be one of the funniest games I’ve ever played. The mini-games are hella fun but it’s the randomly changing stories told by the boss that really keep me coming back for more. I’m already on my 4th playthru! Highly recommend it if you need a quick fun game to kill the time.
Lots of fun
Short and lots of fun. Thanks for making it !
Love It
Hilarious and varied gameplay. Perfect game for a trip to the bathroom
App Privacy
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Information
- Seller
- CoproTech Enterprise Solutions LLC
- Size
- 814.5 MB
- Category
- Games
- Compatibility
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- iPhone
- Requires iOS 12.0 or later.
- iPod touch
- Requires iOS 12.0 or later.
- Mac
- Requires macOS 11.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
- Apple Vision
- Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- Languages
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English
- Age Rating
- 17+ Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence Infrequent/Mild Sexual Content and Nudity Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
- Copyright
- © 2024 CoproTech Enterprise Solutions LLC
- Price
- Free
Supports
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Game Center
Challenge friends and check leaderboards and achievements.