RIPNDIP 4+

This story starts with me scrolling through my Instagram. As I was aimlessly scrolling through the infinite cesspool of my feed, I noticed that Ripndip had posted on their story. Excitedly I opened it. The story was a challenge to write a clever review, and that the winner would win a pack of stickers sent right to their door. The second I saw the word “stickers” I knew I had to win. My whole life had led up to this moment, and I made it my goal to write the greatest review on the App Store ever know to man. I slaved away for hours writing, rewriting, editing, and proof reading my master piece. At last the time had come to post the review. My hands were shaking as I inched my finger toward the send button. My mind raced as I hit the button. Would my story be chosen? Would my text please lord Nermal? What would I do if I didn't win? I realized that if I didn't get these stickers, My life would become meaningless. Ever since I’ve been anxiously staring at the ripndip Instagram page, waiting for them to post my review on their story and for the mystical pack of stickers to finally be mine!

Before installing the RIPNDIP app, I was in a bad state. I had no money, ICE took my gardener who was working with me for 10 years, my crush dated another guy and things were not going my way. I decided to turn my life around. Minutes after downloading the RIPNDIP app I received multiple DMs from girls I’ve never met, I received a call from work saying that I’ve been promoted, my crush broke up with her man, and my parents texted me telling how much they loved and appreciated me. I couldn’t handle all of these great things so I went for a walk outside. I got stormed by many people greeting me and asking if I was that guy. I decided to spend all my money on RIPNDIP clothing just to show how thankful I was. Now my life has never been better and it’s all thanks to this app.

Overall I thought the app was great sure the items were expensive like 80$ for a hoodie and 100 for one with a bear and lord nermal on it but in general the clothes were amazing I'm currently saving up for the hoodie with lord nermal on it but he's a Pokémon and right now they are giving out phone cases for only 5$ which is pretty cool although one problem for me is that there’re barely anything to buy that’s cheap and most of the things that are cheap don't interest me in buying them so hopefully they make more cool cheap items oh and also it would be cool if they kept old items they removed from the store that way they make more money and i can buy more stuff