Securly Flex 4+

At first, I really liked this app. It was smart and new, and it helped me organize a little better. I really liked the app all in all. One day something happened though. As I went to look at my calendar there was already an event planned. I was confused, because this usually doesn’t happen. I click the event, and it read ‘Diddy Party’. I broke into tears. This couldn’t be real, right? I continue my day, knowing what was coming I couldn’t focus much on my work. The Diddy Party couldn’t be a mistake. He has a type, and I think I might be it. I try as hard as I can to get out of this event, but nothing works. I ask my teacher about it, but all of a sudden he turns into Meek Mill and tells me I have to go. “But- teacher- I know what happened at the last one-“ I say as he cuts me off “Hush little boy, you’re allowed to resist, but you can’t leave” Oh. My. God. After second period everyone goes to their events, I take off. I run out of the front door of the school. I get out. I was free. That’s when a black van pulled up. A man steps out wearing all black with a ski mask on. “You going to the Diddy Party son.” He hit me over the head with a baseball bat, I blacked out. I’m writing this in the back of the van. I am going to the Diddy Party, I can’t get out of it now. My hands and feet are tied up, I’m typing this with my nose. STAY AWAY FROM THIS APP. You might end up like me.

When I first got this app, I was excited to see how useful it would be for school and what cool features it had. That excitement didn’t last long. I was sitting in my room trying to use the Securly Flex app when I suddenly heard a strange noise coming from my bathroom. Confused, I went to check it out, and to my shock, it was a full-on *Diddy Party*! But this wasn’t just any Diddy Party — there was a Skibidi Toilet dancing on the sink, Baby Gronk hyping everyone up, and guys talking about ‘gooning’ and ‘looksmaxing’ like it was some sort of life-changing strategy session. Things got even weirder when Livvy Dunne showed up out of nowhere, doing flips while promoting some protein powder. The whole scene was straight out of a fever dream. I was in total panic, sprinting back to my room to make it stop, but the chaos just followed me as the Securly Flex app started glitching and crashing non-stop. The app, which was supposed to help me focus on schoolwork, was now at the center of the most distracting and bizarre experience of my life. Needless to say, after the Skibidi chaos and tech failures, I couldn’t take the app seriously anymore. Between the random ads and the app’s unreliable performance, I found it more of a hindrance than a help. If you’re looking for something to keep you on track academically, I’d steer clear of this one.

When I woke up, the ethereal glow filled up my room. It was an amazing day, as winter break was almost there. I got up, took a shower, brushed my teeth, got dressed, ate my breakfast, then walked over to school. I opened my phone, to play Project Sekai, when I noticed the Flex app on the Home Screen. I was confused, as I had never seen this app, so I just clicked on it out of curiosity. When I opened it, I noticed I was signed up for an event called “Diddy Party”. At the time, I didn’t know what a “Diddy Party” is, but little did I know, I would find out. As I arrived to my homeroom, I noticed a big black man in the corner. I was wondering, “Who is that? Why are they in my homeroom?” I knew for sure it wasn’t the teacher, so I walked up to him. Little did I know it was my biggest mistake yet. As soon as I got into a 6 ft radius of him, he immediately transported me to a room with a bunch of, what seemed to be kids. I was confused to why there were 1st graders in this room. The big black man introduced himself as Diddy, and on the smart board, he showed a video of Donald Trump x Joe Biden in Gacha Life. I was terrified, I didn’t know what to do. Never download this app