Tired of your boring step counter apps and buying activity devices? Try one that's funny AND entertaining and works from your phone. Sergeant Snark! Why not have a laugh while you're putting in all those "hard-earned" steps? This snarky little app will remind you to get it going when you're frozen in place (or the space-time continuum).

Sergeant Snark WILL have you getting your steps on and laughing at the same time.

This is for those who like some snarky, quick jab comedy. Don't expect Sergeant Snark to go easy on you. He made us do many steps just to get this app ready, but our face hurts with laughter.

No need for an activity device! It counts steps right from your phone or Apple Watch. Just need to have your phone or Apple Watch with you while you walk.

Sergeant Snark awaits. Don't disappoint the Sarge!

Includes an Apple Watch app and some handy stickers for taunting and cajoling your friends.

Requires iPhone 5s or higher if you want it to work.

What’s New

Version 1.2.3

New year, new snarks! Keep your new year's resolution to move more - the Sarge can help!

Ratings and Reviews

5.0 out of 5
2 Ratings

2 Ratings

In-App Purchases

Snark Pack
Get more snarks for your buck. Seriously buy.
Ad Removal
Remove banner ads from displaying in this app


nanoStak LLC
40.4 MB

Requires iOS 10.0 and watchOS 3.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.



Age Rating
Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
This app may use your location even when it isn't open, which can decrease battery life.
In-App Purchases
  1. Ad Removal $0.99
  2. Snark Pack $0.99


  • Family Sharing

    With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.

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