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An app to cover all your embarrassing bathroom noises.
We have all been there, sitting on your throne, a little nervous about the terrible sounds that are about to emerge. Now there is a way to Shhhhh it in peace. 

• Custom created soundscapes to hide the plops, groans, and splashes. 
• Pick from different bathrooms based on the intensity of your movement. 
• Upgrade and join the Chocolate Starfish Workout Club to get statistics on all your movements. 

At long last,​ you can relax and let it all out, no matter who is outside the door.

P.S. The janitor will be adding new bathrooms to the app on the regular.

What’s New

Version 1.3

Janitor cleaned up some bugs

Ratings and Reviews

3.5 out of 5
11 Ratings

11 Ratings

MT BK 11206 ,

Bathroom peace and quiet....at last.

Makes living in a dodgy BROOKLYN loft with poorly constructed walls way more tolerable. I’ve mandated my roommates use this as well. I’ve always been a fan of white noise apps for sleep/focus, so it’s nice to have one that drowns out unpleasant noises between the stalls and walls at home, work, and the gym. Was tired of hearing the unfortunate aftermath of the guy next to me’s excessive creatine intake.

lap1320 ,

Quells office anxiety

Love this app. Working in a open / modern / millennial / startup environment the bathroom is not only co-ed,but also about 5 feet from a communal work table. This app works for covering up any bathroom sounds — changing tampons + other business that one might not necessarily want their stall mate to hear. Thank you + love it !!!

jnostrant ,


Made my life with my wife so much easier!


Maison Thirteen
82.8 MB

Requires iOS 10.1 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.



Age Rating
Rated 12+ for the following:
Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor
© Maison Thirteen
In-App Purchases
  1. Shhhhh Like a Pro - Unlimited $1.99


  • Family Sharing

    With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.

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