Shrewd‪!‬ 12+

Shakespearean Insult Generator


Designed for iPad

    • 4.3 • 21 Ratings
    • $0.99



Insult thy friends and foes alike - Shakespearean style!

Borrow from the bard and unleash over 3.5 million fresh and fierce insults to impress and confuse. (And man, he was MEAN!) The random generator in our app ensures every insult is completely unique, so keep your friends guessing on how you keep em' coming!

Never struggle for comebacks again! Win those banter battles! ...Or alternatively have a laugh with your friends over coffee. (Or whatever is the beverage of your choice. We’re not biased.)

- Save your favourite insults to memorise later.
- You can even share insults on social media - so there’s no escape from your cruel wit!
- Includes real insults taken straight from the works of Shakespeare. That’s right - you can now even reference your insults!
- Not sure what on earth Shakespeare meant? We’ve even provided you with handy definitions of interesting and unusual words so you can smugly show off your expanding lexicon.

Still sitting on the fence? Here's a sample of some hilarious insults generated by Shrewd!

• "Your goatish sheath is the greatest thing about ye."
• "Peace, you wrangling boar-pig!"
• "I am sick when I do look on thou, ye unwash'd baboon."
• "Ah, you capering minion, you were born to do me shame."
• "Swaggering satan."

So what are you waiting for? Get insulting with style using the worlds' most beautifully designed burn generator, you lubberly scoundrel!

What’s New

Version 1.1.4

Gather round ye' merry Gentlemen, Gentlewomen and Ruffians alike, a new version of Shrewd! hast beset upon yer shores!
What news, ye' say?
- Say fare thee well to all the unscrupulous bugs that t'rrible and most foul of ay'Oh-es fifteen hast releaseth.
- The populace hast called, and our ears have been pricked! Rejoice, as all fonts sizes has't been increaseth to the point whereast all thee blindest of moles can seeth!

Ratings and Reviews

4.3 out of 5
21 Ratings

21 Ratings

Wascalwy Wabbit ,

Too small

The text is too small to be legible to older eyes. It would be great if it had a rolling word list that you could pick the word that you were looking for. The definition function is helpful. Overall it is not a bad app.

Developer Response ,

Thank you for the feedback, these are all great ideas that we’ll definitely consider for future versions!

Belchy McBurpington ,

It’s okay.

I’d like it if there was a way to turn off the sound effects, and to be able to send them as messages rather than images. Still funny, but I probably won’t use it often. Oh well!

Developer Response ,

Thank you for taking the time to write us a review! We really appreciate it. :)

Sandy 💖✨ ,

Text too small

After a while it hurts the eyes. Otherwise, I’d give it top rating. Wish this was taken into consideration. Even my teenagers complained about text size.

App Privacy

The developer, EPIC APPS UK, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy.

Data Not Collected

The developer does not collect any data from this app.

Privacy practices may vary, for example, based on the features you use or your age. Learn More


  • Family Sharing

    Up to six family members can use this app with Family Sharing enabled.

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