Sirène Princesse Salon Jeux 4+

So I’ll explain this four star review. First of all, the music really stresses me out (I totally regret getting the game). And I thought this would be a relaxing mermaid simulator but no. Also it stresses me out from having so little time to “eat” the sailors and divers. This has to be more realistic like, mermaids don’t eat people unless they’re sirens. Also mermaids actually lure sailors with singing and then let the sailors die on their own. I didn’t think this game would have anything that there actually is. Very disappointed. I thought that there would be relaxing music and the mermaid could have a grotto and collect treasures. WITHOUT the timer. And that the mermaid could go on land and you could customize your mermaid for the ocean and on land. So don’t get this game. To the developer, you really aren’t a mermaid nerd if this is what you put in the game. Anyway, guys, don’t get this game. Total ripoff.

There is lots of adds and the skins are lots of money and one of the skins are 500 it’s hard to get that much! By the way your welcome 🤗

So about 30 minutes ago I decided I wanted to play a 3D mermaid simulator. Im 18 and I know this game is not marketed to my age range, but as a girl that grew up on shark simulators I’m the early 2000’s, I was curious to see what mermaid games have popped up now that devices have made gaming so convenient. I was disappointed to see that there were so few 3D mermaid sims on Apple’s store and that the two I found were just pathetic cash grabs with little thought put into them.

Besides the terrible graphics and general design of everything. The controls are not functional and steering the mermaid is a pain. Sharks glitch in and out when their movement loop is complete and their design is TERRIFYING. If I were a seven year old playing this I would shut the game off after taking one look at those sharks.

After playing all 9 levels of the first one where you have to go through the rings, the tenth level always crashes the app. And don’t even get me started on the part where you get to destroy boats and EAT scuba divers. 😂 It reminded me of the days in shark simulators where there would we so many people running from you and screaming. I digress, this review is about how so much of this game’s content is not suitable to be played by its audience.

Now I have another mermaid game to review. 💅