Smack Arcade brings you the joy of arcade classics with the smack-talk you remember built right into the game. Start your smack-enabled gaming with the rocks-in-space-that-must-be-destroyed classic that is Nostalgiaroids! And soon, the wacky buggy-on-a-weirdly-colorful-moon adventure that is Moon Patroller!
Now with support for MFi Game Controllers like the SteelSeries Stratus and Stratus XL!
Huzzah! This long overdue update adds the following features:
* Game controller support! (tested with the SteelSeries Stratus)
*main menu screen with 80's appropriate 8-bit music
* a preview of MoonPatroller - the next Smack Arcade classic game homage
* even more smack
* bug fixes and general behind-the-scenes cleanup to make future development easier
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Objectively the best app on the App Store
Years of therapy - undone
This game has captured what I just knew the arcade games would be telling me when I played them. Years of psychiatric therapy to address my low self-esteem issues have been completely wiped out thanks to Smack Arcade.
All arcade games should do this.
Smack Arcade is a great idea. The game insults you as you play, and the controls are well-placed and easy to use. The first title is an excellent recreation of Atari Asteroids, but with a human voice for sounds effects. Future titles will also talk smack at you.
- Jeff Glasse
- 11.6 MB
Requires iOS 8.1 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
- Age Rating
- Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
- Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
- © 2015 Jeff Glasse
With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.