Super Car Jumping ٤+

This game in theory would be great, but instead, it’s just you, holding down the screen, while the car jumps. You can’t maneuver at all. There’s no thought at all. Literally the most mindless thing you can thing you can think of. Requires no motor skill, no coordination, no challenge. nothing, BORING.

Also, best I can tell, you can’t even get an ad fee version. You can play it offline and it seems to stop the ads.

I thought about letting my kid play cause he likes watching cars jump, but I think this would just make his brain into a zombie.

I was once a poor boy, with nobody to love me… And then one day, I saw the ad for this game. It was truly life changing. “#1 TOILET GAME”, it said. I could barely even believe it. “Surely no game could be #1”, I thought. But I was so, so wrong. The moment I opened this game, I felt how strong the connection between me and this game was, and I played it nonstop. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Within 10 minutes of playing this, I won the lottery, grew a full head of hair, and instantly transformed my rugged, poor face into a handsome supermodel! Since then, I have had 6,265,106 girlfriends all at once. This game truly changed my life. 10/10.

Like most games, it’ll offer “watch this ad to double your score”. Which is absurd because if you click “No” and want to move ahead to keep playing, you can an ad anyway?! And it is literally the same ads as when you do choose ‘Yes’. It’s not like one is a two minute ad and the other is thirty second as. All the same.
Also the gameplay literally lasts less time than the ads. The racing up off the ramp to land takes maybe 30 seconds followed by one to two minutes of ads. The game is a joke like most others nowadays. Littered with ads and unenjoyable for that reason. No one wants to pay $3 a month for a simple game to skip ads.