Super Unicycle ٤+

Dis game is da cool coolest game I ever played!!!! It so cool dat you do obstacles and get cool kid wheels for your unicycle. If only you could customize da guy but you can’t but da game is so so so cool I can’t stop playing it. It’s like better Dan FORNITE!!!! ITs CrAzY right cuz fornite so good how could dis game were you ride unicycle be better. Well let’s make an analysis peralisis. Which came first the chicken or the egg. Answer… the Fortnite. You may be wondering how is dis true. Well, you see dis game was on the Apple store before Fortnite there for the egg did come first because fornite chapter 2 introduced a brand new map. I mean just think about it. Every 372 million billion trillion years this pandemic has taken 100 year I mean just think about it. That’s why you should get this game. :)

Now I am being generous here, REALLY generous when I stand to say this game is not bad. So the controls are floppy but easy to get used to. There are moderate level obstacles but was looked like it was ripped straight out of Happy Wheels and their (3rd most popular) mascot on a Segway. One less star for the controls. I hate the concept of tilting the screen to balance a player or tilt anything to balance another object for that matter. Also it's "very original" (sarcasm intended) and features and overused thing, racing against a moving screen avoiding obstacles. Also this game is littered with ads. It's the non-real life equivalent to garbage island but instead of garbage its ads, ads everywhere!!!! But here is where I cut the game some slack. I can't blame the ads because it's hard to get funding EXPECIALLY when you make half-decent games like these. I like the groove it gets you into, somehow it's a bit addicting and I don't know why. But that's just me. And it's great being competitive because you can always never beat a good score on flappy bird or subway surfers or.... this game! It's simplistic and goalless so you really never get bored. If you like the bigger budget games it's probably not your cup of tea but whatever.

This game is honestly one of the most unfun, frustrating, and scam filled game I have ever played. First, let's talk about how horrible the controls are. There are two things you need to do, press the right side of the screen to go forward, and the left side of the screen to brake. To do things such as flips, you need to tilt your device. First off, I have a really good device (32 gb iPad mini), so none of these problems have to do with my device. Sometimes when you press the right side of the screen nothing happens at all. And vice versa for the left side. And the motion controls are so slow and unresponsive, you're almost guaranteed to die at some spots. Now let's move onto the in app purchases. Every time you die, you are forced to a screen that contains a list of in app purchases (in this case, coins). The ads are quite horrible as well. Sometimes when you die, it brings up an ad that is seemingly impossible to close. And for whatever reason, the old airplane mode trick dosent work. This game is completely awful, the developer should be ashamed. Whatever you do, do not invest any time or money in to this abomination of a game.