Do you have the control and skill it takes to avoid becoming the embarrassing, drunken fool known as That Guy (or That Girl)?

Your Mission: Meet your friends at the concert.

The Catch: You’ve got to make it through the Dive Bar, House Party and the Street Festival levels first.

Race the clock to steer your way through four mazes of obnoxious drunks and slippery situations, without getting too wasted yourself.

TIP: Be on the lookout for power-ups to pick up along the way:
• Coat of armor: lessens bump impact and offers drink protection
• Monkey: he takes the drinks for you!
• Lightning bolt: increases your speed, but decreases your accuracy

Be careful…if you have one too many drinks, you’ll end up face first on the floor!

What’s New

Version 2.44

This app has been updated by Apple to display the Apple Watch app icon.

Analytics and stability bug fixes.

Ratings and Reviews

3.8 out of 5
4 Ratings

4 Ratings

V.johnson ,


That app keeps crashing! Stage one of the 3rd level cmon ya'll! It's actually a funny game make it work

Tsbuty ,

DOD Makes Games?

Just think, tax payers are responsible for a game about walking a drunk person through a bar, wow.

dcvlad ,

This game is a blast!

It makes you feel like you're really drunk. It's hard too. If you have too many beers and get wasted it's nearly impossible to play!

App Privacy

The developer, U.S. Department of Defense, has not provided details about its privacy practices and handling of data to Apple. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy.

No Details Provided

The developer will be required to provide privacy details when they submit their next app update.


  • Family Sharing

    With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.

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