A little game that’s not a game, winner of an old game jam that nobody’s ever heard of. So don’t install it!

I told you there is no game!
It's not like it’s a Point&Click that won the 2015 Construct Deception Jam, or that millions of people have tried it.
Of course not!
And if you’ve never heard of it, now’s the perfect time to go for a walk, read a book... or something…

-It's free, which is a problem when you go to ask for a refund.
-The voice-over acting is pathetic.
-Two different endings you’ll never even get to because you’re not going to install it.

-Since there's no game, you'll be saving a lot of time.
Isn't that great?

What’s New

Version 1.0.4

Home indicator (IPhone X):
To go back to the home screen and avoid accidental gestures, now you need to perform the gesture twice.

Game Center:
Removal of an unnecessary popup.

Ratings and Reviews

4.7 out of 5
136 Ratings

136 Ratings

i luv psych ,

Fun, but very short

A clever little non-game. The narrator is funny and well-acted, and I found myself genuinely enjoying his silly attempts to get me to stop playing. It’s hard to say much more than that, because the whole thing is incredibly short- likely won’t take you more than 10 mins to complete at most, even less if you discount the time spent listening to the narration. That said, the game is free, and they do tell you not to get your hopes up ;)
All in all I’d say it’s worth the download. (And who knows? Maybe I’ll check out the paid version, too)

Samy boi 3 ,

Amazing Mobile (non) game! (Also some extra stuff)

This game is an amazing game to play to kill the time! There’s more than one way to finish the game, and it’s funny both ways! This also was greatly ported onto mobile! I have the original on Steam, but the way they ported this game onto iPad was done fabulously. This game is very good and it’s great that it’s free!

Birdy24eva ,

Fun & Different

I checked this out to see if I want to purchase the full game & liked it, it was pretty funny & clever. But as a fan of point & clicks it's definitely different than any other P&C I've ever played but I'm sold & gonna try the real one! Good job devs!

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