There Is No Game: Jam Edition 4+
Do not try it, user!
Draw Me A Pixel
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- Free
Screenshots
Description
A little game that’s not a game, winner of an old game jam that nobody’s ever heard of. So don’t install it!
I told you there is no game!
It's not like it’s a Point&Click that won the 2015 Construct Deception Jam, or that millions of people have tried it.
Of course not!
And if you’ve never heard of it, now’s the perfect time to go for a walk, read a book... or something…
WEAK POINTS:
-It's free, which is a problem when you go to ask for a refund.
-The voice-over acting is pathetic.
-Two different endings you’ll never even get to because you’re not going to install it.
HIGHLIGHTS:
-Since there's no game, you'll be saving a lot of time.
Isn't that great?
What’s New
Version 1.0.4
Home indicator (IPhone X):
To go back to the home screen and avoid accidental gestures, now you need to perform the gesture twice.
Game Center:
Removal of an unnecessary popup.
Ratings and Reviews
Game? What game? ;)
I remember playing this little gem years ago on Kongregate. Yeah, good old Kongregate, with the Flash games, and the points, and the badges. Those were the good old days, and if you were there, you know exactly what I mean. But back to the game. Oh, excuse me. The not-game. You see, this, ahem, “game” certainly isn’t fun. Because it’s not a game. But even if it was, it definitely wouldn’t happen to be a point and clicker, and it absolutely would not have clever puzzles. Oh, and the jokes. I promise there aren’t any, but if there were, I’m sure they wouldn’t be funny. Honest to goodness, I didn’t laugh. Pinky promise. You probably won’t have a blast with this short little ga—program—yeah, program—just like I didn’t. All jokes aside, download this jewel. It’s short and sweet, it’ll make you laugh, and best of all, it’s FREE!
I like this game
I liked this gam… I mean totally not a game. It was fun and I had a lot of fun playing this gam….. not game. I liked when the squirrel had the key that was funny and when I gave him the nut when it asked the question I forgot what it was but it asked a question I said yes to it but this NOT GAME was fun I was confused when it said I had to crack the nut but I figured it out you have to put the I guess you could call it a safe over it and I was confused when I had to transfer the water to tree but I figured it out you have to get the trophy and fill it up with water but in all it was a good NOT GAME it should get a five star and that is what I am giving it because there was nothing wrong about the game and who created that game is good at creating.
There is no review 😂
Hi reader 😝who told you about this gam-I mean it’s not a game at all! Ok got it? Uninstall this app it’s really not worth downloading or your time so just go play your devices or go for a walk or literally anything else but this so goodbye reader stop reading and uninstall this like now?
Ok now this is just annoying leave now uh are you still here? You better not be JuSt LeAvE aLrEaDy this isn’t worth your time 😐 why are you here in the first place? You can literally do anything else anything why spend your time here? -jk this is a great game I like it I bet you will too btw this will make a lot more sense if you play the game 😁-
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Information
- Seller
- Draw Me A Pixel
- Size
- 114.5 MB
- Category
- Games
- Compatibility
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- iPhone
- Requires iOS 10.0 or later.
- iPad
- Requires iPadOS 10.0 or later.
- iPod touch
- Requires iOS 10.0 or later.
- Apple Vision
- Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- Languages
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English
- Age Rating
- 4+
- Copyright
- © 2017 Draw Me A Pixel
- Price
- Free
Supports
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Game Center
Challenge friends and check leaderboards and achievements.